MLB 2024: Rangers Conquer Texas, Then America

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Muurloen

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Same core players that should have been banned from baseball. Neither are legitimate.
Yeah boy keep on being an idiot and people are gonna end up hating you more than me.

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Blitz

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Houston is filled with fat people. It's humid, it stinks, it's just barely above New Orleans in the gross city rankings. Just filthy, gross people.

Love hearing the cope from real life A*tros fans. Especially church crowd types try to justify them. The team is a talented, but fraudulent team. You can never trust their accomplishments - such a shame. The Rangers are Texas' team. Much better positioned for the future. Bregman will leave, Astros farm is dog shit. Wyatt Langford & Evan Carter will both make Kyle Tucker look like an Appalachian retard in comparison. Yordan will eventually be poached by the Dodgers, some how.

I've never had one person say to me, "Let's go to Houston."
 
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Muurloen

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Houston is filled with fat people. It's humid, it stinks, it's just barely above New Orleans in the gross city rankings. Just filthy, gross people.

Love hearing the cope from real life A*tros fans. Especially church crowd types try to justify them. The team is a talented, but fraudulent team. You can never trust their accomplishments - such a shame. The Rangers are Texas' team. Much better positioned for the future. Bregman will leave, Astros farm is dog shit. Wyatt Langford & Evan Carter will both make Kyle Tucker look like an Appalachian retard in comparison. Yordan will eventually be poached by the Dodgers, some how.

I've never had one person say to me, "Let's go to Houston."
Wow another tard and is immersed in full on delusions and grandeur.
 
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Kaines

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Imagine living in a city that even San Franciscans can accurately dunk on.

Oooof level off the charts.
 
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Alex

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Imagine living in a city that even San Franciscans can accurately dunk on.

Oooof level off the charts.

Portland
Houston
Austin

The three cities I can easily look down upon.
 
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Fight

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Did you guys know that Anthony Rendon is making more than Trout this year and is the 6th highest paid 2024 salary player in the game?

Here is the guys stat line since he arrived in Anaheim. LOL, it is shit like that that convinces fantasy baseball managers they would do better than the major-sport GMs.

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