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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Lanx
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yup, it's not the fighters job to be ms cleo and predict when they go. even after he did his black beast crawl and blaydes was still out, he screams "DAS HERB DEANS FAULT"
and it is
in the words of jorge
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Overeem was a weird callout. He ranks below Lewis, is coming off a loss, and will probably retire. Nothing for Lewis to gain (other than not losing to Stipe again).
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Lanx
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he confusing the time when DC stole the title w/ his eyepokes and blackbeast fought DC
For some reason I thought he had. That he hasn't makes this even weirder. Why not call for a title shot with a win over #2?
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Because he’d be waiting until next year to fight. He’ll get loser of Stipe-Francis fight. Jon Jones has next title shot.
Lanx
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he's got weird long tony ferguson arms (not like thats a bad thing)
also since we talkin about bodies
isn't this the most "fit" black beast has looked?, like no seriously
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I thought Lewis mentioned that in the post-fight? That he's been working on it, I thought
Dude is really proving the haters wrong.
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Lanx
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i don't see where ppl say he's just a big fat black guy...
to my knowledge he's the only heavy that even throws kicks
but if you want this to count, sure
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anyone else have issues with imgur embeds? i have to view video, copy/paste the link to view it, then when i come back, the embed is working
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think he gets a lot of hate for bad cardio that was compounded by back and knee problems.
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think he gets a lot of hate for bad cardio that was compounded by back and knee problems.
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Attog
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I think Bones has freakishly long arms too and I don't mean that in a racist kind of way, I think that is an asset.
He's got the longest reach in the UFC at 84.5''. It's a HUGE advantage. He had a FOOT over Cormier. At the end of Jones' jab half the LHWs couldn't touch him with a kick. He'll have 4.5'' over Stipe.
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Lanx
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yea but he has a long body and legs to match it, t-ferg looks like he could knuckle drag if he just put his arms at his side
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He's got the longest reach in the UFC at 84.5''. It's a HUGE advantage. He had a FOOT over Cormier. At the end of Jones' jab half the LHWs couldn't touch him with a kick. He'll have 4.5'' over Stipe.
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I'm 2 inches under Stipe reach and everything else same. I'm already lanky and my arms are long in appearance, I can't imagine having more reach.
Jones at 84 nearly 85 is mutant X men stuff. Its freak how much reach he has.
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jayrebb
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2 inches under stipe puts me in the plain average category if using UFC metrics. derrick lewis for example is 79 inches at 6'3. Lesnar was a freak at 81 inches.
point being, I don't know how you add over half a foot. Jones reach is longer than all HW's all divisions, all heights. i can't see where you can add more its not possible to fathom it. look at lewis or lesnar's body and say now where do we add 4-5 inches.
Overeem is 80 inches.
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