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Oblio said:
we all know men are just vastly stronger with great bone density and muscle mass.
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The footage of Ronda sparring with Gegard Mousasi is hilarious. He's just obviously trying not to hurt her and totally manhandling her at the same time. Anyone who thinks women can handle men in grappling outside of MASSIVE skill disparities is an idiot, and I say this as a BJJ brown belt who has a wife and sister who are also brown belts. This takes nothing away from the skill of female grapplers, but physiology and physics just don't care.
 
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The footage of Ronda sparring with Gegard Mousasi is hilarious. He's just obviously trying not to hurt her and totally manhandling her at the same time. Anyone who thinks women can handle men in grappling outside of MASSIVE skill disparities is an idiot, and I say this as a BJJ brown belt who has a wife and sister who are also brown belts. This takes nothing away from the skill of female grapplers, but physiology and physics just don't care.
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Yeah, I am basing it off the assumption she will have 20+ lbs on him and the fact that Floyd has zero grappling skills and it is a grappling only match.

Real fight? Over faster than Masvidal vs Askren.
 
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Oblio said:
Pure grappling, I will say it is a "very very very very unlikely maybe" as we all know men are just vastly stronger with great bone density and muscle mass.
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Nah dude, she would ragdoll him. RAGDOLL

 
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Dana White as daddy makes me cringe.

Imagine being the girl who fucks Dana White?
 
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didn't realize he was married
 
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when was last time a heavy weight missed weight?


Main card (7 PM ET on ESPN+):

Heavyweight: Derrick Lewis (265) vs. Chris Daukaus (235.5)
Welterweight: Stephen Thompson (170.5) vs. Belal Muhammad (170.5)
Strawweight: Amanda Lemos (115) vs. Angela Hill (115.5)
Bantamweight: Raphael Assuncao (136) vs. Ricky Simon (135.5)
Lightweight: Diego Ferreira (156) vs. Mateusz Gamrot (155.5)
Featherweight: Darren Elkins (145.5) vs. Darren Elkins (145.5)

Preliminary card (4 PM ET on ESPN+):
Middleweight: Gerald Meerschaert vs. Dustin Stoltzfus
Bantamweight: Raoni Barcelos (135.5) vs. Victor Henry (136)
Heavyweight: Justin Tafa (267)* vs. Harry Hunsucker (238.5)
Flyweight: Sijara Eubanks (127.5)** vs. Melissa Gatto (125)
Featherweight: Charles Jourdain (145.5) vs. Andre Ewell (145)
Featherweight: Raquel Pennington (145) vs. Macy Chiasson (148.5)***
Heavyweight: Don’tale Mayes (256.5) vs. Josh Parisian (262)
Lightweight: Matt Sayles (155.5) vs. Jordan Leavitt (155.5)

*Justin Tafa misses weight by 1 lb.

**Sijara Eubanks misses weight by 1.5 lbs.

***Macy Chiasson misses weight by 2.5 lbs.
 
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when was last time a heavy weight missed weight?


Main card (7 PM ET on ESPN+):

Heavyweight: Derrick Lewis (265) vs. Chris Daukaus (235.5)
Welterweight: Stephen Thompson (170.5) vs. Belal Muhammad (170.5)
Strawweight: Amanda Lemos (115) vs. Angela Hill (115.5)
Bantamweight: Raphael Assuncao (136) vs. Ricky Simon (135.5)
Lightweight: Diego Ferreira (156) vs. Mateusz Gamrot (155.5)
Featherweight: Darren Elkins (145.5) vs. Darren Elkins (145.5)

Preliminary card (4 PM ET on ESPN+):
Middleweight: Gerald Meerschaert vs. Dustin Stoltzfus
Bantamweight: Raoni Barcelos (135.5) vs. Victor Henry (136)
Heavyweight: Justin Tafa (267)* vs. Harry Hunsucker (238.5)
Flyweight: Sijara Eubanks (127.5)** vs. Melissa Gatto (125)
Featherweight: Charles Jourdain (145.5) vs. Andre Ewell (145)
Featherweight: Raquel Pennington (145) vs. Macy Chiasson (148.5)***
Heavyweight: Don’tale Mayes (256.5) vs. Josh Parisian (262)
Lightweight: Matt Sayles (155.5) vs. Jordan Leavitt (155.5)

*Justin Tafa misses weight by 1 lb.

**Sijara Eubanks misses weight by 1.5 lbs.

***Macy Chiasson misses weight by 2.5 lbs.
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Can't wait to watch my favorite fighter Wonderboy fight. GOAT walkout song/nickname combo.
 
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Speaking of wonderboy, does Burns have his next fight scheduled yet?
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Burns is posting about fighting Chimaev, but UFC said not happening after rumors popped up in Nov. think they said something about Burns needs someone in the top 10.
 
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His opponent is named Hunsucker.

Lol man.

Missing weight as a heavyweight is a disaster that will follow his fat ass around for the rest of his life.
 
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Goatface said:
Burns is posting about fighting Chimaev, but UFC said not happening after rumors popped up in Nov. think they said something about Burns needs someone in the top 10.
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I kept hearing about Chimaev but never watched any of his fights until last night. I watched the 4x that are available on ESPN+. That dude scary
 
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Goatface said:
when was last time a heavy weight missed weight?


Main card (7 PM ET on ESPN+):

Heavyweight: Derrick Lewis (265) vs. Chris Daukaus (235.5)
Welterweight: Stephen Thompson (170.5) vs. Belal Muhammad (170.5)
Strawweight: Amanda Lemos (115) vs. Angela Hill (115.5)
Bantamweight: Raphael Assuncao (136) vs. Ricky Simon (135.5)
Lightweight: Diego Ferreira (156) vs. Mateusz Gamrot (155.5)
Featherweight: Darren Elkins (145.5) vs. Darren Elkins (145.5)

Preliminary card (4 PM ET on ESPN+):
Middleweight: Gerald Meerschaert vs. Dustin Stoltzfus
Bantamweight: Raoni Barcelos (135.5) vs. Victor Henry (136)
Heavyweight: Justin Tafa (267)* vs. Harry Hunsucker (238.5)
Flyweight: Sijara Eubanks (127.5)** vs. Melissa Gatto (125)
Featherweight: Charles Jourdain (145.5) vs. Andre Ewell (145)
Featherweight: Raquel Pennington (145) vs. Macy Chiasson (148.5)***
Heavyweight: Don’tale Mayes (256.5) vs. Josh Parisian (262)
Lightweight: Matt Sayles (155.5) vs. Jordan Leavitt (155.5)

*Justin Tafa misses weight by 1 lb.

**Sijara Eubanks misses weight by 1.5 lbs.

***Macy Chiasson misses weight by 2.5 lbs.
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missed weight w/ a meal plan advertisement on the scale
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