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All the dude without legs needs a coach to help prevent him from being kicked.
 

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Goatface said:
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It's not that outlandish of a statement. I don't think he goes straight from a hypothetical win over Chandler to a match against Makhachev, but I think his star power is still big enough for the UFC to offer him a top 5 ranked fighter like Chandler and a top 5 win definitely puts him right into the title picture.

God only knows how long it will be before he can pass a drug test though.
 
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UFC Fight Night 216 will stream live on ESPN+ in its entirety on Saturday. Prelims begin at 4 p.m. ET/1 p.m. PT while the main card starts at 7 p.m. ET/4 p.m. PT.

UFC Fight Night 216​

Jared Cannonier (185.5) vs. Sean Strickland (186)
Damir Ismagulov (156) vs. Arman Tsarukyan (155.5)
Amir Albazi (125.5) vs. Alessandro Costa (125.5)
Alex Caceres (145) vs. Julian Erosa (145.5)
Drew Dober (156) vs. Bobby Green (156)
Cody Brundage (185) vs. Michal Oleksiejczuk (186)
Cory McKenna (115.5) vs. Cheyanne Vlismas (115.5)
Jake Matthews (171) vs. Matthew Semelsberger (171)
Saidyokub Kakhramonov (136) vs. Said Nurmagomedov (136)
Rafa Garcia (155) vs. Maheshate Hayisaer (158.5)*
Bryan Battle (170) vs. Rinat Fakhretdinov (171)
David Dvorak (125.5) vs. Manel Kape (126)
Sergey Morozov (136) vs. Journey Newson (135.5)

* Hayisaer missed weight by 2.5 pounds and has been fined 20% of his purse.

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Gavinmad said:
So Shields is going to prison for aggravated assault right?
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I was about to say he's smarter than that and definitely set it up as consensual, but then I remembered he's Jake Shields and in the Diaz crew, so... At least he didn't broadcast the video of the start of the engagement.
 
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Who the fuck is Mike Jackson anyways?

<looks at his wiki page>

LOL

So instead of just suing this guy for defamation, he chases him down, starts a fight, and then talks about suing him for defamation?

Both Jackson and Shields look like idiots now, for different reasons.

I never would have heard the Nazi accusation thing if Shields hadn't escalated it. And now Jackson just can't seem to let this shit go. He sounds like someone who is going to get endlessly called out and he's going to respond to each and everyone person and accuse them of being nazis.

 
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Erronius said:
Who the fuck is Mike Jackson anyways?

<looks at his wiki page>

LOL

So instead of just suing this guy for defamation, he chases him down, starts a fight, and then talks about suing him for defamation?

Both Jackson and Shields look like idiots now, for different reasons.

I never would have heard the Nazi accusation thing if Shields hadn't escalated it. And now Jackson just can't seem to let this shit go. He sounds like someone who is going to get endlessly called out and he's going to respond to each and everyone person and accuse them of being nazis.

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pretty sure mike jackson was a mma photographer that did mma on the side and they needed to feed someone to cm punk
 
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