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Homsar

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I need to watch the fight again, I never thought it was the best but it was pretty awesome. RIP
 
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Jozu said:
Did you guys see the guy with no legs that won an MMA match? LOL.

Watch MMA star Zion Clark - who was born with no legs - WIN his first fight
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That was hilarious from a grappling perspective, and exactly what I meant when I said the techniques you train don't always work on people with non-standard bodies. His opponent tried to close his guard a couple times and attempted a half guard position that would have controlled Zion, except Zion has no hips and just immediately advanced position.

Honestly, props to Murray for taking that fight. It was lose/lose for him.
 
Jozu

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Its basically a joke, but in 2022, we must not descriminate! Dana should offer him a contract. What weight would he fight at though? Would he be cutting weight? He cant be headkicked, cant be submitted via leglock, so how do you beat him?
 
gak

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Jozu said:
how do you beat him?
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Fight

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Jozu said:
Its basically a joke, but in 2022, we must not descriminate! Dana should offer him a contract. What weight would he fight at though? Would he be cutting weight? He cant be headkicked, cant be submitted via leglock, so how do you beat him?
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You grab him by an arm, start swinging, let go, and let Herb Dean fetch him from the 12th row up in the crowd.
 
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Bandwagon

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On the Brian Simpson episode, Joe Rogan said that UFC 285 is supposed to be Ngannou vs Jones. Blaydes as Ngannou's backup due to not knowing if Francis' knee will be at 100% by the fight.

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Gavinmad

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Bandwagon said:
On the Brian Simpson episode, Joe Rogan said that UFC 285 is supposed to be Ngannou vs Jones. Blaydes as Ngannou's backup due to not knowing if Francis' knee will be at 100% by the fight.
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Imagine giving someone a title shot when they're coming off a 3 year break after two losses, having never even fought in the division before.


Also here's more evidence that Jones is one of the dumbest motherfuckers to ever win a title.

talksport.com

Jon Jones chopped off a piece Jackass Star Steve-O’s ear after stunt went wrong

Jackass star Steve-O revealed details about a stunt that went horribly wrong, resulting in former UFC light-heavyweight champion Jon Jones cutting off a section of his ear. The television personali…
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jayrebb

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Ring rust but also wear and tear in those last 2 fights he took more damage than GSP against Hendricks, and that retired GSP. Even just 25% of the Santos or Reyes fight is equal to the entire Hendricks GSP fight. He's taken around x4-5 the damage that's retired other fighters overnight. Granted he dropped the belt and took time off.

The fact he is still fighting is a miracle. It has to be about the payday for him.
 
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