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Captain Suave

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I can feel my brain cells dying every time a Diaz brother speaks, and their entourage is even worse.
 
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Goatface

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if you gave me 30 mins and told me this was a 59 year old mma legend, i would not guessed who it was. apparently in 2018, his liver failed and had a couple of strokes during the surgery.

 

Goatface

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UFC on ESPN 57
prelims begin at 5 p.m. ET/2 p.m. PT
main card then kicks off at 8 p.m. ET/5 p.m. PT.

Jared Cannonier (185) vs. Nassourdine Imavov (185)
Dustin Jacoby (204.5) vs. Dominick Reyes (205)
Raul Rosas Jr. (136) vs. Ricky Turcios (136)
Brunno Ferreira (186) vs. Dustin Stoltzfus (184.5)
Julian Marquez (185.5) vs. Zachary Reese (185)
Miguel Baeza (171) vs. Punahele Soriano (171)
Ludovit Klein (156) vs. Thiago Moises (156)
Carlos Prates (169.5) vs. Charlie Radtke (171)
Jesse Butler (136) vs. Brad Katona (136)
Montana De La Rosa (126) vs. Andrea Lee (126)
John Castaneda (136) vs. Daniel Marcos (135.25)
Denise Gomes (116) vs. Eduarda Moura (116.5)*
Taylor Lapilus (135.5) vs. Cody Stamann (135.75)
Rayanne dos Santos (116) vs. Puja Tomar (116)

* Moura missed weight by .5 pounds and has been fined 20% of her purse.


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in her last fight in nov, she missed weight by 4.5lbs. she made $12k to show, $12k win
so she is going to loose $2.4k or $4.8k, i would have gotten a buzz cut.
(iirc hair 6" long weighs about 0.5 lbs on avg)
 

mewkus

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useless khamzat out of his fight against whittaker. "i smesh everyone, i kill everybody!!" .... if the fucker ever turns up to fight. connor fight is dead as fried chicken, 303 looking very thin.
 

Needless

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jiri v pierera runback will be fun? and its not a shitty ireland timezone now which is nice lol
 

Goatface

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mma on point was saying ufc had already sold $20+m in tickets.
only 7 days to request a refund
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apparently vip tickets are non-refundable unless the whole event is cancelled

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Goatface

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UFC on ESPN 58
Alex Perez (126) vs. Tatsuro Taira (126)
Douglas Silva de Andrade (136) vs. Miles Johns (135)
Timothy Cuamba (145) vs. Lucas Almeida (146)
Brady Hiestand (135) vs. Garrett Armfield (135.5)
Asu Almabaev (125.5) vs. Jose Johnson (126)
Josh Quinlan (169.5) vs. Adam Fugitt (170)
Tagir Ulanbekov (129.5)* vs. Joshua Van (125.5)
Jimmy Flick (126) vs. Nathan Maness (125.5)
Carli Judice (126) vs. Gabriella Fernandes (125.5)
Jeka Saragih (145) vs. Westin Wilson (146)
Melquizael Costa (145) vs. Nuerdanbieke Shayilan (145.5)
Josefine Lindgren Knutsson (114.5) vs. Julia Polastri (116)

* Ulanbekov missed weight by 3.5 pounds and the fight has been canceled.

UFC on ESPN 58's prelims will stream on ESPN2 and ESPN+ at 7 p.m. ET/4 p.m. PT on Saturday. Then the main card will kick off on ESPN2 and ESPN+ at 10 p.m. ET/7 p.m. PT.
 

jayrebb

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did he really break his toe, or did he just break his toe (on purpose) b/c everyones been calling him a faggot for welching?

cuz i know that if had to be injured for a reason, the first sacrifice is gonna be the pinky toe

It's like when Cucuy kicked a steel pipe to get out of a fight.