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early start tomorrow

UFC on ABC 6
prelims begin at noon ET/9 a.m. PT on ESPN and ESPN+.
main card will then transition to ABC and ESPN+ at 3 p.m. ET/noon PT.

Robert Whittaker (186) vs. Ikram Aliskerov (184)
Sergei Pavlovich (260) vs. Alexander Volkov (258)
Kelvin Gastelum (184.5) vs. Daniel Rodriguez (184)
Sharabutdin Magomedov (185.5) vs. Antonio Trocoli (185.5)
Volkan Oezdemir (206) vs. Johnny Walker (206)
Jared Gordon (156) vs. Nasrat Haqparast (156)
Felipe Lima (145.5) vs. Muhammadjon Naimov (145.5)
Nicolas Dalby (171) vs. Rinat Fakhretdinov (170.5)
Muin Gafurov (136) vs. Kyung Ho Kang (136)
Magomed Gadzhiyasulov (205) vs. Brendson Ribeiro (205)
Chang Ho Lee (136) vs. Long Xiao (136)
 
Homsar

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Didn't they build a major hype train for this dude as the next big thing after winning his Contender Series fight? 14-3 before joining the UFC, 7-6(1) in the UFC.
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I don't think so, pretty sure ever fight the guy has looked like trash
 
Lanx

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Homsar said:
I don't think so, pretty sure ever fight the guy has looked like trash
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he has really great and animated ko's...

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you forgot this fool used to do the worm when he won
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why'd you forget? b/c he hasn't won in forever

also the last time he won he dislocated his shoulder
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tldr
i got scared and threw a dumbell on my toe
 
Homsar

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Lanx said:
he has really great and animated ko's...

delt against him
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you forgot this fool used to do the worm when he won
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why'd you forget? b/c he hasn't won in forever

also the last time he won he dislocated his shoulder
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tldr
i got scared and threw a dumbell on my toe
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I'm not going to act like an expert but that KO looked rigged. I saw it live but never looked at it in slow motion. Even Hill was throwing Crap when he went down
 
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Homsar said:
I'm not going to act like an expert but that KO looked rigged. I saw it live but never looked at it in slow motion. Even Hill was throwing Crap when he went down
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Waw, Johnny Walker is actually retarded and a total spaz.
 
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he had some good early KO's in the UFC, then fucked his shoulder acting like an idiot, and was hit and miss since then
 
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Homsar said:
I'm not going to act like an expert but that KO looked rigged. I saw it live but never looked at it in slow motion. Even Hill was throwing Crap when he went down
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he just flops around weird when he gets starched

 
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World's Strongest Man champion Eddie Hall fights MMA 2v1.



Eddie has the UFC Performance Institute world record for hardest punch. No thanks.
 
Homsar

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Hall seems like a decent guy, strongest punch always seems inconsistent. Joe pyfer has the strongest punch in the UFC apparently and I think he's a middleweight

I guess Pyfer fights on this weekends card
 
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Refreshing for someone not to pull the victim card and then hide behind lawyers trying to fleece everyone. If I was Dana, I would give the kid tickets to another UFC.

A 6 month suspension for Tsurukyan is probably about right. Dana can't have his fighters attacking fans just because they flip them off or yell something at them. Most of these guys only fight once every 6 months anyways, so it is a slap on the wrist.
 
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UFC 303
6 p.m. ET (Prelims) and 10 p.m. ET (PPV).

Alex Pereira (204.5) vs. Jiri Prochazka (204.5)
Brian Ortega (155) vs. Diego Lopes (155)*
Anthony Smith (206) vs. Roman Dolidze (205)
Mayra Bueno Silva (136) vs. Macy Chiasson (135.5)
Ian Garry (170) vs. Michael Page (171)
Joe Pyfer (185.5) vs. Marc-Andre Barriault (185)
Cub Swanson (146) vs. Andre Fili (145.5)
Charles Jourdain (146) vs. Jean Silva (147.5**)
Payton Talbott (135.5) vs. Yanis Ghemmouri (136)
Michelle Waterson-Gomez (115) vs. Gillian Robertson (116)
Andrei Arlovski (245) vs. Martin Buday (264.5)
Rei Tsuruya (125.5) vs. Carlos Hernandez (125)
Ricky Simon (136) vs. Vinicius Oliveira (136)

*Ortega had to abandon his weight cut and fight was moved to 155
**Silva missed weight by 1.5 pounds and will be fined 20% of his purse.

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Goatface said:
UFC 303
6 p.m. ET (Prelims) and 10 p.m. ET (PPV).

Alex Pereira (204.5) vs. Jiri Prochazka (204.5)
Brian Ortega (155) vs. Diego Lopes (155)*
Anthony Smith (206) vs. Roman Dolidze (205)
Mayra Bueno Silva (136) vs. Macy Chiasson (135.5)
Ian Garry (170) vs. Michael Page (171)
Joe Pyfer (185.5) vs. Marc-Andre Barriault (185)
Cub Swanson (146) vs. Andre Fili (145.5)
Charles Jourdain (146) vs. Jean Silva (147.5**)
Payton Talbott (135.5) vs. Yanis Ghemmouri (136)
Michelle Waterson-Gomez (115) vs. Gillian Robertson (116)
Andrei Arlovski (245) vs. Martin Buday (264.5)
Rei Tsuruya (125.5) vs. Carlos Hernandez (125)
Ricky Simon (136) vs. Vinicius Oliveira (136)

*Ortega had to abandon his weight cut and fight was moved to 155
**Silva missed weight by 1.5 pounds and will be fined 20% of his purse.

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Why the fuck are they even giving Lopes a fight with Ortega? I realize Lopes has won like 3 fights in a row, but isn't he ranked like 15th or some shit?

Excited for the MVP vs. Garry fight though. And Jiri should be fun. I love watching him fight just because he's so fucking insane, even though I think Alex is going to smoke him again.
 
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