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That video is awesome!
 

Noah

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Unless DC has some goggles, JJ may win via eye poke, but I honestly expected JJ to have a training injury and avoid the fight altogether.

JJ completely stopped Glover Teixeira's offense with eyepokes - constantly doing those hands to the face / fingers in the eyes while backing up any time Glover tried to close the distance to strike or attempt a take down. I would expect DC to be more aggressive and/or try to duck under it.

I can appreciate the skill that JJ displays in the ring, but he really comes off as a dick and one of the most natural heels in the UFC.

And on that note, the refs are horrible at doing their job to prevent eye pokes from happening - I think I have seen 1 point deduction from a ref the entire year and it was due to low blows which are a lot less of a problem because fighters already have protection options even if most of them do not take proper precautions.
 

Grimmlokk

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Well fuckshit. I was actually gonna watch this one live for once, but most of the card is up against the Steelers/Ravens playoff game.

Poop.
 

Grimmlokk

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Holy fuck that's a long article. I'm like halfway through and most of the take away is that JJ is a fuckin' weirdo and still unlikable, DC is rad, and Greg Jackson is kind of amazing.

Oh and Albuquerque is a shithole.
 

Ameraves

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What the fuck? I don't remember hearing about this at all.

This October, a video of a naked Jones waving his ample dick around at a woman who is not Moses made its way online. ("I can be such a pervert sometimes," he says in the video. "You like that?")
And that is indeed a long article. I haven't quite finished it, but agree with Grimm. JJ comes off as a complete fucking phony and a total dbag.
 

Gilgamel

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Right, he comes off that way because that's who he seems to be. Luckily it's just as much fun to root against someone as for them in MMA, and that article made me like Cormier a lot.
 

Erronius

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I got JJ.
3 month avatar bet? Loser wears an avatar of the victor? Regardless who wins, I hope the loser gives us a fantastic "Rashad KO" pic to use.

Right, he comes off that way because that's who he seems to be. Luckily it's just as much fun to root against someone as for them in MMA, and that article made me like Cormier a lot.
I can't remember if it was here or on FOH, but I remember us having a fairly long debate as to whether JJ was actually a dbag or not. A lot of people at the time argued that he was just a dbag because'people weren't showing him the respect he deserved'or something similar. So here we are again, and I still feel like he's a dbag and I'm not sure the 'people don't respect him' argument holds up.
 

Rezz

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I want to say it was over on FoH for the JJ conversation. I'm in the camp that he's always been a d-bag, he's just a genetically and athletically gifted d-bag. That article (yeah holy shit was it long) just confirmed that stance and continued to make DC look like a class act for the most part. Though I will say that the writer spent a shitload of words describing scenery to reinforce that New Mexico is apparently a crappy state, which could probably have been trimmed to reduce the overall article length.
 

Gilgamel

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I thought it was a great article. Dunno why people shit on long-form journalism, I thought it was all good stuff.
 

Ameraves

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Is it possible for this fight to live up to the hype? I mean I can't wait, but I am afraid it won't meet expectations.
 

Gavinmad

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nothing short of a 5 round war with a ko/tap coming in the final 10 seconds could make this fight live up to the hype. This is one of the most hyped fights in the history of the ufc.

I'm betting it ends up one sided but hell if I know which side.