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Goatface

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late dec/jan? Adesanya asked for it. Costa still hurt. guess Cannonier could have been an option, but seems like him and Till have be wanting to fight, but that is all for naught as looks like Cannonier is out most of the year with torn pec.
 

Lanx

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I clearly have not been paying attention at all.

When did Adesanya vs Romero get announced? And why the fuck is Romero getting a title shot? Dude lost his last 2, and 3 of last 4.
b/c thats why
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Oblio

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Totally forgot about this tonight, at least I will catch the Main Event. Did I miss any good fights?
 

Lanx

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Diego knew he was getting his ass kicked and used that illegal knee to get out of the fight.
this woulda been diegos 2nd loss in a row, also it's difference between 100k or 200k (or even more), this was his last salary at 239

Michael Chiesa ($52,000; $52,000 win bonus) vs. Diego Sanchez ($103,000; $103,000 win bonus)

if he continued he woulda gotten only 103 and a "L", AND he has a fucking vagina gash on his eyebrow, the veteran move would be to take the freebie win and take double the money home.

at 42fights, i think he's right behind cowboy, if not top 3 in fight volume, take it diego
 

calhoonjugganaut

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Brok Weaver looks like Jacare. Can we get an Assassin's Creed based on these two?

Also, Jan looked average tonight. Jan vs. Bones looks like Bones vs. Glover to me. Probably the same result.

Would love to see Dodson get back into contention. He's normally fun to watch.
 

Jive Turkey

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I haven't been paying attention and have only seen the media for this last fight in passing. I honestly thought Stipe was fighting in any of the weigh in/fight clips I saw
 

Fight

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He wants to jump up 2 weight divisions and fight Stipe? Sounds like they are scared of Jon Jones.
 

Lanx

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ppl are thinking diego either made a dive for that illegal knee or set it up w/ the flying monkey

"weird audio"

diegos coach is saying fuck you joe for this conspiracy

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“Listening to that last corner work was very strange,” Wittman said. “I mean, there was – I don’t know if it’s code or what, but he’s talking about being ‘tight’ and ‘sticky’ and keep the movement but don’t keep the movement. Like, I just – like, this is – I’ve known Diego a long period of time. This is just strange to me.”

except that wasn't joe talking, joe doesn't do trash UFCs
 

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*vidya game post

I have UFC 3 on PS4 and I'm realizing why no one plays this. I just wanted to make GOAT undefeated and kept getting fucked by submission specialists. Playing women's bantam this time around and got rocked by Ronda Rousey but said fuck it and restarted. I fought that fucker over 20 times and was getting 2 or 3 first round staggers, but always got fucked by the arm bar. I closed the game and reopened, lowered the submission speed for AI and tried again. Same thing. Dropped that all the way down, still no change and the submission block only flashes for half a second. Turned on simple submissions and mashed the fuck out of X....still lost. Dropped ALL ai stats to rock bottom and tried again.....same fucking result. This game has caused me to hate Ronda Rousey for the rest of my fucking life.
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#WorthIt

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*vidya game post

I have UFC 3 on PS4 and I'm realizing why no one plays this. I just wanted to make GOAT undefeated and kept getting fucked by submission specialists. Playing women's bantam this time around and got rocked by Ronda Rousey but said fuck it and restarted. I fought that fucker over 20 times and was getting 2 or 3 first round staggers, but always got fucked by the arm bar. I closed the game and reopened, lowered the submission speed for AI and tried again. Same thing. Dropped that all the way down, still no change and the submission block only flashes for half a second. Turned on simple submissions and mashed the fuck out of X....still lost. Dropped ALL ai stats to rock bottom and tried again.....same fucking result. This game has caused me to hate Ronda Rousey for the rest of my fucking life.
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#WorthIt

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You had already submitted when you gave money to EA for a sports game.
 
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Gavinmad

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The UFC games have always been terrible. I got to dick around with a dev build of the first one, back before THQ went under.