Gavinmad
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Gavinmad
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Most of us already know that, but who the hell has the presence of mind to remember that kind of shit when they're hammered enough to blow a legit aggravated DWI?
Well yeah, most people smart enough to follow that advice aren't out committing DWIs, either. Or at least not three times or whatever this is for Jones.
Lanx
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well they just "found" a gun, doesn't mean it was the gun fired to make the noise
H.A. Monkey
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I’ve read that is was a .40 Glock. I also read it was a .22 Glock. Not sure what to believe there. But the arresting officer said he found a bullet casing on the ground outside of Jones vehicle that matched the caliber of gun found in his vehicle. But yes, it also means that the gun was collected for evidence to be tested of recently being fired. Let’s keep playing armchair detective here.
Lanx
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well everyone is saying it's a.22 cuz theyre making fun of a big guy using a bb gun
jayrebb
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I've been asked if I'd take a breathalyzer even without suspicion that I've been drinking. It was 9 PM and I was headed to a college to drink and I already told him where I was coming from, and I was stopped alone on a back road headed to the highway. Nobody would drink by 9 PM, and to support that was his angle, he conducted a total of 0 field sobriety tests. No light in eye or light taken out. Just straight up asked a series of questions at the window, and pressed a breathalyzer threat off the break. I of course said sure.
The only reason he asked about the breathalyzer was to escalate, like you said, worst possible outcome. They're hoping FoH denizens say no.
jayrebb
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The bullet casing was found inside the car, was my understanding. Which makes it utterly meaningless unless he admits to something.
Provide a source that says the shell was outside the car?
Cutlery
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Cutlery
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First statement. "I also located a spent round outside the driver's door."
I'm sure it wasn't floating in fucking midair.
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Hoss
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I'm not refusing, lets do a blood test. But I want my lawyer present when you draw the blood. No idea if that still works today, but it did when I was in college.
It's because glock is real retarded. A glock model 22 shoots .40 S&W. I don't think I've ever heard a rationale for how they name their models. They jump all over the place. It's not in order of introduction and has nothing to do with caliber.
Goatface
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think they should let Tony halo jump into Russia
that would be some number one bullshit
so looks like replacement could be Gaethje or Poirier. Cowboy has offered to fight anyone it looks like.
they should just called it
that would be some number one bullshit
so looks like replacement could be Gaethje or Poirier. Cowboy has offered to fight anyone it looks like.
they should just called it
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