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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Goatface
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dude was near death a year or so ago, liver failed/replaced and had a bunch of strokes.
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Goatface
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appears Gaethje is in negotiations, but they are still working to get khabib somehow. we might really be getting close to a fight on a cargo ship in international waters lol.
Dana killing it
“A lot of these media guys are absolute and total f*cking scumbags. As soon as you let them know what you’re doing, all they’re trying to do is f*ck up everything that you’ve worked,” White said.
“So I literally told everyone of these guys to go f*ck themselves and I’m not telling any of them what I’m doing, where I’m doing it but know this — the fight is happening on April 18, some where on planet f*cking Earth and when you need to know, I’ll let you know.”"
without Khabib this card ppv buys will have to drop 75%, that is only because all the other sports on tv are reruns. prelim ratings on espn will probably be through the roof tho, really don't about Rose/Jessica might be ok, but don't know if Rose is really fully back into it. 2 other fights on the card look to be good, rest are sorta blah. this shit as to suck ass for the fighters.
Dana killing it
“A lot of these media guys are absolute and total f*cking scumbags. As soon as you let them know what you’re doing, all they’re trying to do is f*ck up everything that you’ve worked,” White said.
“So I literally told everyone of these guys to go f*ck themselves and I’m not telling any of them what I’m doing, where I’m doing it but know this — the fight is happening on April 18, some where on planet f*cking Earth and when you need to know, I’ll let you know.”"
without Khabib this card ppv buys will have to drop 75%, that is only because all the other sports on tv are reruns. prelim ratings on espn will probably be through the roof tho, really don't about Rose/Jessica might be ok, but don't know if Rose is really fully back into it. 2 other fights on the card look to be good, rest are sorta blah. this shit as to suck ass for the fighters.
Gavinmad
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Still has to have a sanctioning body, and the ship is subject to the jurisdiction of whatever flag it flies.
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Hoss
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I didn't actually expect him to still be alive, but that still kinda makes me sad.
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more details
96 hours in a community custody program, form of incarceration similar to house arrest and wear an ankle monitor
one year supervised probation.
48 hours community service
90-day drug outpatient treatment program, the latter of which can be completed via video conferencing
fined $500 and is required to install an ignition interlock in his vehicle.
Jones will be permitted to carry a medical marijuana card
judge will have to sign off on the agreement to make it official
96 hours in a community custody program, form of incarceration similar to house arrest and wear an ankle monitor
one year supervised probation.
48 hours community service
90-day drug outpatient treatment program, the latter of which can be completed via video conferencing
fined $500 and is required to install an ignition interlock in his vehicle.
Jones will be permitted to carry a medical marijuana card
judge will have to sign off on the agreement to make it official
Lanx
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Celebrity privilege at work...
What are the odds he makes it through a year probation without fucking up again?
What are the odds he makes it through a year probation without fucking up again?
Gavinmad
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Can't defend something you're gonna be stripped of and if a hit and run was against the UFC's code of conduct, this shit definitely is.
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Gavinmad
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Lanx
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ufc were notified, so i'm guessing they're just gonna wait it out and hope it goes away, which is easy to do w/ corona news all around.
