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Lanx

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jesus, no one is even giving kz a twisters chance
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Muurloen

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Lanx said:
jesus, no one is even giving kz a twisters chance
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Who? If you are saying Khamzat Chimaev, he is the heavy favorite.

Remember, as an example is -250, means you need to bet $250 to win $100. If it was +250, if you bet $100 you stand to win $250.
 
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Muurloen said:
Who? If you are saying Khamzat Chimaev, he is the heavy favorite.

Remember, as an example is -250, means you need to bet $250 to win $100. If it was +250, if you bet $100 you stand to win $250.
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korean zombie (kz)
 
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Kirun

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Muurloen said:
Who? If you are saying Khamzat Chimaev, he is the heavy favorite.

Remember, as an example is -250, means you need to bet $250 to win $100. If it was +250, if you bet $100 you stand to win $250.
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He's talking about Zombie, who is going to get fucking dick twisted into oblivion by Volk.
 
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Smart money is on Volkanovski, but the fun money is on Korean Zombie.

Zombie has made a career of losing to people he shouldn't and beating people he shouldn't. So, there is a chance. A small chance.
 
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Fight said:
Smart money is on Volkanovski, but the fun money is on Korean Zombie.

Zombie has made a career of losing to people he shouldn't and beating people he shouldn't. So, there is a chance. A small chance.
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the biggest outlier is...

henry cejudo lulz

kz has been training w/ cejudo this whole time, is he a good coach? weili trained w/ him to fix her game but still lost to rose, so it'd seem that coach cejudo is a wash then? ppl say cejudo is like cruz where he is obsessive about watching tape and being a good coach, also this guy joined cejudo on his move to hw

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so zombie has been training w/ the GOAT all this time, so idk
 
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It would be great for the UFC if Zombie could pull off a miracle and win. Volkanovski is a terribly boring champion and people know so little about him they assume he is Russian or Eastern block EU. Zombie on the other hand has had a highlight-reel of exciting moments in his career.
 
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Animosity

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It would be great for the UFC if Zombie could pull off a miracle and win. Volkanovski is a terribly boring champion and people know so little about him they assume he is Russian or Eastern block EU. Zombie on the other hand has had a highlight-reel of exciting moments in his career.
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I always forget Volkanovski is even a person until I see him on a card. And even then I still go reread his fight history to try and remember them lol
 
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Other than a stage light falling from the ceiling and killing Yan stone-cold dead dead, anyone see much of an avenue to victory for sterling?
 
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Armadon

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I stopped betting on fighters and instead been betting over./under on rounds. It's paying off way better for me.
 
Lanx

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Other than a stage light falling from the ceiling and killing Yan stone-cold dead dead, anyone see much of an avenue to victory for sterling?
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sterling has been trying to get in yan's head by carrying around a mma for dummies rulebook
 
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Lanx said:
sterling has been trying to get in yan's head by carrying around a mma for dummies rulebook
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He should have been practicing not getting fucking spanked like a 5 year old girl instead. I don't know if his mma for dummies book is a softback or hardback, but I don't think Dana is going to let him bring it into the octagon either way.
 
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