Mortal Kombat (2021)
- Thread starter a c i d.f l y
- Start date
-
Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Sanrith Descartes
You have insufficient privileges to reply here.
- 45,323
- 123,427
- 8,547
- 30,870
Who the fuck is Cole?
I know a surprising amount of mortal kombat mythos, the o.g. subzero died in MK 1, you would know this if you read the damn manual! His younger brother returned in MK 2 but looked exactly like the original, then they took his mask away in MK3, which is where I stopped caring so much because I never liked the predator dreadlock robots, and where the fuck was Scorpion?!?!?
Anyway o.g. subzero is resurrected as Tobias Bo...er Noob Saibot. Sub Zero in MK1 is a baddie, in MK2+ Sub Zero is good. O.G. Sub Zero murdered Scorpion's people, so Scorpion, now resurrected as an undead revenant of Hell (hence his teleport, and skull fatality) , wants to kill him (something something it was Quan Chi pulling the strings)
I know a surprising amount of mortal kombat mythos, the o.g. subzero died in MK 1, you would know this if you read the damn manual! His younger brother returned in MK 2 but looked exactly like the original, then they took his mask away in MK3, which is where I stopped caring so much because I never liked the predator dreadlock robots, and where the fuck was Scorpion?!?!?
Anyway o.g. subzero is resurrected as Tobias Bo...er Noob Saibot. Sub Zero in MK1 is a baddie, in MK2+ Sub Zero is good. O.G. Sub Zero murdered Scorpion's people, so Scorpion, now resurrected as an undead revenant of Hell (hence his teleport, and skull fatality) , wants to kill him (something something it was Quan Chi pulling the strings)
Sanrith Descartes
You have insufficient privileges to reply here.
- 45,323
- 123,427
Cole will the Trans activist who defeats its opponents by calling them racists and homophobes.
- 2
- 1
Cybsled
Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
- 17,208
- 13,756
Lots of advantages. You can do whatever the fuck you want with the character and don't have to be bound by pre-existing lore and/or agreements on what they can or cannot do with a character
- 1
OU Ariakas
Diet Dr. Pepper Enjoyer
- 7,444
- 21,080
It would be nice if he was the protagonist but not the hero. I would have a ton of respect for the movie if he helped out the team but that it was a Liu Kang or Kung Lao champion.
ohkcrlho
Silver Baronet of the Realm
- 6,906
- 8,943
a c i d.f l y
ಠ_ಠ
- 20,062
- 99,466
"I think a lot of video game movies fail - this is just a theory, I could be wrong, but this is just my gut feel - because they don't respect the material enough," director Simon McQuoid tells us.
screenrant.com
The First 13 Minutes of Mortal Kombat Explained
A spoiler-free description of the Mortal Kombat movie's prologue and interview with director Simon McQuoid and producer Todd Garner.
screenrant.com
- 3
j00t
Silver Baronet of the Realm
- 7,380
- 7,477
I might have misunderstood someone's description of what they saw so far...
but I guess Raiden shows up while hanzo and sub-zero are fighting and takes hanzo's infant son before sub-zero is able to kill him. If that's true, then I'd wager that ends up being cole?
Big Phoenix
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
- 46,770
- 99,851
Thats the symptom; shitty stories written by retards who dont know the IP."I think a lot of video game movies fail - this is just a theory, I could be wrong, but this is just my gut feel - because they don't respect the material enough," director Simon McQuoid tells us.
The First 13 Minutes of Mortal Kombat Explained
A spoiler-free description of the Mortal Kombat movie's prologue and interview with director Simon McQuoid and producer Todd Garner.
The cause is studios buying up IPs to cash in on the brand name recognition or take advantage of whatever is currently popular which leads to shitty writers being given the job and no one caring about the shitty writing because the profit to be made wasnt from a well told story, but due to the smooth brains consoooming xyz movie simply because its named after their favorite game.
Last edited:
- 2
