Mortal Kombat (2021)

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Brahma

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That was the weakest fuckin "Get Over Here!" eveeeeeeeer. Like Lanx Lanx said that shit or something. Call your peeps man.
 
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Izo

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you clearly underestimate me
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Caliane

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Lol, what the fuck? How do these clowns not know this?
Jezebel is beyond trash. But, this sets off so many alarm bells. Probably did it on purpose. hate clicks, and look at the reactions. how many vids made on this now?
and, all linking back. AND, now Jezebel can write articles for months on how they were harassed by entitled men for this.


regarding subzero, scorpian good/bad guy stuf... it should also be noted Mortal Kombat lore got retarded as fuck over time. like making WoW lore look sane, and coherent.
 
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Breakdown

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yeah the "real bad guy" shit is lame

Shang Tsung, cool bad guy....wait the real bad guy is Shao Kahn....wait its Quan Chi, wait its shinnook WAIT ITS A DRAGON KEEP BUYING

I also think is beyondretarded they have LORE based on CANON winners in a game where you can beat it all with anyone.

HEY REMEMBER HOW YOU BEAT THE LAST GAME AS RAIDEN, NOPE LIU KANG IS THE CHAMP WAIT NO NOW ITS KUNG LAO WAIT NOW ITS.....
 

Cybsled

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Fighting game lore is basically like those machines that tumble lotto numbers around and then spit out your picks.

Jin Kazama is good, because of Jun, but now he is evil, and now Heihachi is a Satan robot, and Jack-789 with Yoshimitsu’s grandchild will fight a mind controlled Anna Williams being controlled by Nina Williams, who is secretly Paul Phoenix
 
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Nirgon

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HBO Max Apr 16th 2021

GET OVER HERE



www.youtube.com/watch?v=J983DiVbZ9k

#1 that's not how Jax loses his arms in the real story

#2 Kano isn't a good guy, why did they do this? I guess if he managed to win as a denizen of earth realm, they'd be spared

#3 mileena wasn't black


#4 no one has any kind of markings or birth mark to be chosen. Raiden picked them or they found their way to enter otherwise.
 
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Jozu

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Did we see baraka? I dont think he was shown in trailer unless I missed it.

If they put Motaro in this I will laugh. Seeing a horseman in CGI would be hilariously bad I bet. Although like i said the Goro looked pretty good. I wonder how far they are going to go with dumb/obscure character cameos. Seeing Stryker, Kabal, Nightwolf, Sector, Cyrax etc would be fun if they did it right. (and I mean them getting destroyed by finishers)
 

Harshaw

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Did we see baraka? I dont think he was shown in trailer unless I missed it.

If they put Motaro in this I will laugh. Seeing a horseman in CGI would be hilariously bad I bet. Although like i said the Goro looked pretty good. I wonder how far they are going to go with dumb/obscure character cameos. Seeing Stryker, Kabal, Nightwolf, Sector, Cyrax etc would be fun if they did it right. (and I mean them getting destroyed by finishers)
Kabal is in the movie. You can see him briefly in the trailer with his hook swords.
 
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You know Stryker wont be in this because of all the ACAB BLM shit. I always loved him. In a world of super powers hes a fat cop in a backwards hat with grenades and a night stick
 
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Gavinmad

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You know Stryker wont be in this because of all the ACAB BLM shit. I always loved him. In a world of super powers hes a fat cop in a backwards hat with grenades and a night stick
Some of his voice lines from MK3 were shit like 'its brutality time'.

can you imagine that flying in the burn loot murder era? lol
 
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Some of his voice lines from MK3 were shit like 'its brutality time'.

can you imagine that flying in the burn loot murder era? lol

His fatality would be shooting unarmed characters over and over. Kabal drops his swords and yells "HANDS UP DONT SHOOT" then he empties a clip in him in front of a burning church
 

gauze

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Supposed Kabal was probably the most excited part of the trailer for me, but looks like he RIP to Liu Kang's dragon. Similar to what is seemingly Reptile, or a person of his race, getting his heart ripped out by Kano. I honestly wouldn't mind if a lot of the characters in the franchise end up being fodder cameos with some reasonability.

As far as Kano standing with the good guys, I feel like its trying to set up a betrayal twist.. esp if Kabal is in it. It'd be hard to imagine them not trying to include some reference to Black Dragon with those two.. and it would be a weird liberty to take out the Kano obsessions' over Sonya. Buuut inb4 they thought it was a good idea to mesh Cage and Kano as the comic relief.
 
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Lanx

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That was the weakest fuckin "Get Over Here!" eveeeeeeeer. Like Lanx Lanx said that shit or something. Call your peeps man.
the guy who did get over here voice is ed boon, he's made every mortal kombat since 1995, i guess nintendo has morimoto and midway has ed boon
 
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Brahma

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the guy who did get over here voice is ed boon, he's made every mortal kombat since 1995, i guess nintendo has morimoto and midway has ed boon

Dude. You knowing that factoid is a little scary.
 
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