Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand just like an abusive partner, Arena is giving me the backhand again.
If anyone plays the new challenger deck event, do NOT pick Allied Fires: I got ass raped 10 times in a row. Every deck is faster than Fires, you will NEVER have a chance to catch up.
Every opponent I've played also seems to draw/top deck perfect hands to boot. Played against the golgari adventure deck and the s.o.b. got edgewall innkeeper, lovestruck beast, murderous rider and THREE MOTHERFUCKING Lucky Clovers!! Like wtf Wizards?! I won't even go into what the mono-red deck is capable of doing by turn 4.
Oh and you'll never beat the simic deck: much faster than Fires, plus you get the benefit of seeing this
once you have the mana to do anything. That or the frilled mystic counter.
And it wouldnt be so bad if it weren't for the fact that Fires, despite being part blue, has NO MOTHERFUCKING COUNTERSPELLS OF ITS OWN!
In a game of rock, paper, scissors, Fires is Swiss cheese bullshit.
end of rant.
yeah don't pick Fires
Also, just to add insult to insult, most counterspells have artwork thats just annoying, like Quench and its ass-licking smirk.