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The state of 2024 magic

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The first "Kindred" card has been spoiled, which is the new name for "Tribal" because you know, waycism or something.
 
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OneofOne said:
The first "Kindred" card has been spoiled, which is the new name for "Tribal" because you know, waycism or something.
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It’s less faggy than typal, I guess. The amount of people that unironically used that fucking term was stupid, but then again we’re in clown world.
 
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It’s less faggy than typal, I guess. The amount of people that unironically used that fucking term was stupid, but then again we’re in clown world.
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I'm petty and unsubbed from someone's channel for using that word.
 
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Speaking of spoilers, Goyfs are now tokens. I'm not even sure how to react.

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Quick question, has Magic gone woke or can I relatively safely play with my kid, who showed interest out of nowhere?
 
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Quick question, has Magic gone woke or can I relatively safely play with my kid, who showed interest out of nowhere?
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Yes.
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But I also wouldn’t get into it now for other reasons, too. Jacked up prices, stupid collab shit with universes beyond (i.e. other franchises officially as part of the game like Transformers, Dr. Who, Fallout, etc.), too much fucking product too fast, and rapid power creep on cards.
 
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Quick question, has Magic gone woke or can I relatively safely play with my kid, who showed interest out of nowhere?
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Cards are full woke. Players are mostly autistic or trannies or both. Keep your kid away.

Pokemon cards are probably the safer substitute.

Yugioh is the other big card game and is all autistic weebs.
 
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I've been hearing good things about both Lorcana and the new Star Wars game. I have zero experience with either.
 
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Legends of Runeterra is the best card game I've played but it's online only and not profitable, so uncertain future.
 
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I'd stay pretty far away from Lorcana too. The Disney fandom part of it is suuuuuuuuuper fucking weird - their events are filled with literal children and a bunch of weird 30 year old soyjacks that are probably pedos.

Magic is still fun, the issue is there's not really a format for kids to play. Unless he's old enough to get really in to it and play competitive formats like modern or pioneer there isn't gonna be anything for him to play unless its just giga casual stuff with you at home.

If you let him play commander he'll be asking about pink pills by the end of the year.
 
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Oh shit, it gets worse haha They are doing 4 different SL drops for this chick, I guess based upon the 4 seasons. Enjoy your weebs, MAPs!
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Like, if this were a venn diagram, Hatsune fans are whatever…MtG fans are whatever…but that overlapping portion…that shit is probably a horror show.
 
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