Cybsled
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I used to only see them in my garage. Not sure how they would be getting into your house unless you left the door open 24/7 or your basement was wicked old ;p
My Spider Bro
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I hope everyone in this thread dies. With these stories I've basically crossed off half the united states in term of places I could live. I see a tiny harmless spider running around my house maybe once a week and that is borderline intolerable. If I had fucking rat spiders running around I'd drop out of school, give up on my dreams and move.
Sutekh
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Update on Spider bro: Just got back from vacation. Spider bro has built a new web that I previously destroyed but she seems to have eaten her food source all up. Haven't seen a millipede since I've been back and she's got nothing in her web. I feel like I need to leave out some fruit somewhere so I can catch a couple flies for her. Will update later.
Chanur
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Spider broke my dick!
But I have seen a bunch of documentaries on the Sydney Funnel Webs. They are extremely aggressive and I guess like it in doors which makes them doubly dangerous.
Also I would say that is probably not a recluse in the picture . Not sure how big it is but recluse are about the size of a dime and generally a light brown. But can also check for the violin to be sure!
chthonic-anemos
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Cinge
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This. No reason to be crawling around and getting into shit. Make your web, sit there and catch bugs , that's it.
Erronius
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Nope.
If I wasn't lazy I'd get my camera out at night and look around the baseboards here, or in the basement. Sometimes I'll be taking a dump at night and I'll see one skirting the edge of the bathroom. We've got fucktons of them but I don't think I've ever been bitten.
I do still have this pic that I took a long time ago when I was changing bulbs and had to take the glass down from a fixture. Kind of hard to see that they're recluses when they're all shriveled up and dead though. I also put one of my Obama Bucks in there, so you know that it's real.
Gavinmad
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Cinge
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Time to move.Nope.
If I wasn't lazy I'd get my camera out at night and look around the baseboards here, or in the basement. Sometimes I'll be taking a dump at night and I'll see one skirting the edge of the bathroom. We've got fucktons of them but I don't think I've ever been bitten.
I do still have this pic that I took a long time ago when I was changing bulbs and had to take the glass down from a fixture. Kind of hard to see that they're recluses when they're all shriveled up and dead though. I also put one of my Obama Bucks in there, so you know that it's real.
I think I have a problem. I took advice from a post in another forum such as this post and let the spiders live instead of killing them. While they're relatively out of my way and I rarely see them, I've had zero bugs in the house. My thoughts "AWSOME! No bugs!"... Until last week that is. I am finding hordes and hordes of dead spiders. One of a few things is happening: Families of spiders are all shedding their skins/shells/whatever at the same time, God's plan is taking place in which they all die because there's no food, or there's a genetically enhanced super spider on the loose and is mass murdering other spiders in preparations in coming for me. The last has me not sleeping well.
cyrusreij
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Hatorade, after reading about that spider, you seem damn lucky it didn't fucking murder-rape you. I have never even heard of those, but from the picture and description, those fangs are the stuff of nightmares. At least recluses and widows are tiny with tiny fangs, I'd rather die a slow death of necrotoxin than have a spider with those things tear holes in my flesh/soul. Also, house centipedes, cure for the common bug. Yeah they are creepy as shit, but they sure as fuck won't bother you and they clear other arthropods like nobodies business.
Xarpolis
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They have really awesome looking spiders in Japan. I took this shot the last time I was there. I've never seen ones with a leg style like this before. They're ALL OVER in that country, though. Well, anywhere there's wildlife. My wife's parents house is about a 15-20 minute walk from the beach. You walk through a park to get there, and these spiders are all over the park. We then walked down a little tree covered path a block from the beach, and we had to turn around. You couldn't walk 2 feet without seeing another GIANT web. And these spiders are huge too. Like 2.5-3" leg span. God damn.
Hatorade
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It has rained every other day all week, so the back yard is now over grown and I still have to wait to cut it. I am going to bring a glass jar with lid with me when I cut it again, hopefully I can find this fucker and get some pictures.
iannis
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Garden spiders are the gnarliest looking, most harmless spiders.
I've got spiders that look like that Japanese spider in birch trees. The webs are huge sometimes. Usually they're a foot across at best, but sometimes those spiders get a bug up their ass and will make a 2 foot wide web. And they're just hanging out right in the middle of it, daring your ass to do something about it.
Nope. If you're gonna be a dick about it I just won't mow under that tree.
I've got spiders that look like that Japanese spider in birch trees. The webs are huge sometimes. Usually they're a foot across at best, but sometimes those spiders get a bug up their ass and will make a 2 foot wide web. And they're just hanging out right in the middle of it, daring your ass to do something about it.
Nope. If you're gonna be a dick about it I just won't mow under that tree.