NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

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Foggy_sl said:
I would definitely take Bynum for 10 over D12 for max. If I was a team without strong leadership and/or coaching, I wouldn't touch either though.
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Atleast you know D12 is going to play some throughout the season. Bynum cant walk down the street these days without breaking a knee it seems.
 
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NBA legend Michael Jordan tried to win entrance into Kennedy's vagina during a steamy dice game back in 1995 ... so says the former MTV star, who claims she was a virgin at the time.

Kennedy -- who was a huge MTV VJ back in the '90s -- details the encounter in her new book "The Kennedy Chronicles" ... explaining how she was having dinner with MJ and Russell Simmons at the Bowery Bar in NYC, when Michael broke out some dice.

Before long, Kennedy says, Jordan decided it was "time to play for something" ... and said, "If I win, you come back to my hotel room with me tonight."

Kennedy says she freaked out because she was a virgin --and imagined MJ's giant penis would "eviscerate me from the inside out" ... so she asked if they could play for Knicks tickets instead.

And that's when Jordan allegedly reminded Kennedy he had a wife -- and offered her Nets tickets as a consolation.
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lol.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/02/michae...ity-book-dice/
 
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Think this whole "Dwight on the market" is a marketing ploy by Lakers, so Lakers fans can embrace and stroke Dwights pussified ego begging him to stay - making him feel good about himself and making Laker fans feel like they've won something. Storyline will be "Dwight heroically decides to stick things out in LA, EVEN THOUGH the had the choice to bail!"

Either that, or he ends up in Houston... would be a great situation for him. Either way, I don't understand all the hype around his decision. I get that he's the biggest/best guy available this summer, but give me a break. If it was CP3 on the other hand.......
 
Ambiturner

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Springbok_sl said:
Think this whole "Dwight on the market" is a marketing ploy by Lakers, so Lakers fans can embrace and stroke Dwights pussified ego begging him to stay - making him feel good about himself and making Laker fans feel like they've won something. Storyline will be "Dwight heroically decides to stick things out in LA, EVEN THOUGH the had the choice to bail!"
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Stupidest thing I've read all day.

Springbok_sl said:
Either that, or he ends up in Houston... ]
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Ok, second stupidest
 
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If Bynum ends up with a max I'll be shocked. Probably a one or two year rental. I think 10M isn't that unrealistic, he can't even walk up stairs yet.
 
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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Atlanta Hawks gave Joe Johnson a max.

Who is "Kennedy"?
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Some dumb skank who was a VJ on MTV when we were kids. She is ugly to boot, but that story is fucking great. Jordan is a legend (off the court as much as on).

Also, Dwight to Houston is stupid? Open your fucking eyes kid.
 
Foggy

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Somewhere in the middle of the West? Those 3 will be stabbing each other over shots by halftime of the first preseason game.
 
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Clippers have done really well for themselves this offseason. Redick and Dudley are almost perfect wings for that team. I agree with your rankings though Springbok.
 
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Gilgamel_sl said:
If Bynum ends up with a max I'll be shocked. Probably a one or two year rental. I think 10M isn't that unrealistic, he can't even walk up stairs yet.
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If Splitter just signed for $8mil a year, there's no chance in hell you're getting Bynum for 10.
 
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Springbok_sl said:
Also, Dwight to Houston is stupid? Open your fucking eyes kid.
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It's stupid because you started with a retarded conspiracy theory and ended with "or maybe he'll sign with Houston".

I personally think he'll either resign with the Lakers, or leave and sign with Houston or Dallas.
 
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Foggy_sl said:
Somewhere in the middle of the West? Those 3 will be stabbing each other over shots by halftime of the first preseason game.
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Seeing as we've seen all three of them take a step back in an offense, that makes a lot of sense! Josh only averages 12+ shots a game for his career, he had to kinda take over with Johnson gone and Horford being the only other option offensively. Three all stars on a team has a pretty good track record, and some were much more alpha dog personalities at the time of their joining forces
 
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Slaythe_sl said:
Clippers have done really well for themselves this offseason. Redick and Dudley are almost perfect wings for that team. I agree with your rankings though Springbok.
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Yup, everything the Clips have done so far this offseason has been so "un-Clipper" like that its almost hard to believe. They'll be a really fun team to watch next season. Wish I would've bandwagoned them earlier ha. Dallas looks royally fucked for the forseeable future, but losing Mayo today was only a good thing imo. He has his moments, but he's so freakin inconsistent.
 
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