Chukzombi
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New movies that dont deserve their own thread.
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TheNozz
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The trailer from this film was shown during the Elvis biopic, a PG13 film
They use terms like "youre both tops."
I have a conspiracy theory that this film was never meant to be successful, the only goal for young kids to see the trailer and have it fuck with their heads
zzeris
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Best of intentions my ass. I enjoy watching theaters implode and the movie industry burn as much as possible. Rome had the right idea.
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Rezz
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All the gays make up 3.8% or so of the US population, which includes lesbians who don't really like the gays in general. So your total demographic is like 3% of the population. And that's just assuming that everyone who is gay might be interested in a shitty gay rom com, and go to theatres, on a weekend.
It's like making a trans specific movie. You'll get a few tryhards who want to support it but the total population is a fraction of the US movie going base. There's no way this movie was intended to be financially successful. Just hollywood burning money and without a doubt the reasons why it failed will be homophobia centric instead of "We literally made a movie for one of the smallest demographics in the country, and there's effectively no market period for this in other countries outside North America."
It's like making a trans specific movie. You'll get a few tryhards who want to support it but the total population is a fraction of the US movie going base. There's no way this movie was intended to be financially successful. Just hollywood burning money and without a doubt the reasons why it failed will be homophobia centric instead of "We literally made a movie for one of the smallest demographics in the country, and there's effectively no market period for this in other countries outside North America."
Chukzombi
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probably a third of the people who caught Monkeypox would want to see this movie. so thats what 300,000 people? each ticket is $15.00. $4.5 million box office perhaps.
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Arden
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Don't see Barbarian. That's my contribution to the thread. Movie reviews have been fucked for a while, but I've never seen them as off for a movie as they were for this one (i.e. it got stellar reviews across the review sites and it was absolute trash).
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Sanrith Descartes
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Cost $4m to make, grossed $62m at the box office. It is the exception to your otherwise correct assertion. The exception of course is it wasnt overt with the tranny stuff. And it was an actual well written/acted movie.
The Crying Game
Irish Republican Army member Fergus forms an unexpected bond with Jody, a kidnapped British soldier in his custody, despite the warnings of fellow IRA members Jude and Maguire. Jody makes Fergus promise he'll visit his girlfriend, Dil, in London, and when Fergus flees to the city, he seeks her...
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spronk
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Brokeback Mountain made $180m on a budget of $15m and I assume its about a gay Joker butt fucking Mysterio
south park maybe had it right, to be true arthouse kino it must involve gay cowboys eating pudding
also lol at the brokeback mountain posters, and reading this guys twitter feed (hes the star/director/writer of Bros) is a trainwreck of hollywood stars shilling for Bros
south park maybe had it right, to be true arthouse kino it must involve gay cowboys eating pudding
also lol at the brokeback mountain posters, and reading this guys twitter feed (hes the star/director/writer of Bros) is a trainwreck of hollywood stars shilling for Bros
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Kiroy
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When brokeback mountain came out, people for the most part thought gays were somewhat normal humans. No one understood the scope of the degeneracy. Currently, people now understand that gays (especially men) ruin society.
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Chukzombi
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either black Tarzan with white savages or white Tarzan and he's clowned by the black kangz.
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There is no way they make him black AND raised by monkeys.
But they can't make him white. So maybe he'll be raised by black panthers since he would sorta blend in. And then they can do a credits teaser with Wakanda for the worlds-colliding crossover sequel!!
But they can't make him white. So maybe he'll be raised by black panthers since he would sorta blend in. And then they can do a credits teaser with Wakanda for the worlds-colliding crossover sequel!!
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Chukzombi
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