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mkopec

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Why would I, as a straight man, go and pay money to see fags on the screen? What is it, like 3% of the population that is gay? And even then I cant even see dykes going to see this, so this dude made this movie for literally like 1-2% of the public and is bitching that we dont want to see gay shit on the screen?
 
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spronk

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just show a gif of two dudes kissing, if you don't start dry heaving u r teh gay

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sadly i'd bet all the Foler tranny dick exposure over the years has made FOH and 4chan viewers immune to such trivial faggotry
 
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Chukzombi

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spronk said:
just show a gif of two dudes kissing, if you don't start dry heaving u r teh gay

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sadly i'd bet all the Foler tranny dick exposure over the years has made FOH and 4chan viewers immune to such trivial faggotry
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i dunno, that pic you linked makes me want to punch those two bitches in the face. but i dont look at Foler's gay tranny porn pics either.
 
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spronk

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lol don't worry darling is out in theaters and is that movie with harry styles, olivia wilde, flo pugh, etc and the plot sounds retarded

 
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smile makes $49m after its second weekend on a $9m budget. Meanwhile Bros cost $25m and made like... $6m, We Wuz Woman Kangz has made under $40m on a $50m budget.

a mystery to be sure
 
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Locnar

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Bros movie was boring as hell and struck me as a fantasy vanity film for the ugly Jew star. Despite being annoying and flamboyant , he gets this stud to fall for him. Yawn . Could not stop rolling

oh and the gay sex was over the top. Some people def went to this with their gay friend or son , and had a very very awkward time of it I’m sure.

drive ins only play one movie at a time and the weather is beautiful , don’t judge
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Locnar said:
Oh you must not have seen Terrifier one yet ? How about bone tomahawk? They both have something in common and makes martyrs look tame in a certain scene.
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Bone tomahawk keeps coming up on my feed. Worth watching?
 
Homsar

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I always see people reference Martyrs, that movie is way over hyped for being disturbing or hard to watch material. I kept waiting for the part that would make me turn off the TV and it never came.
 
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Homsar said:
I always see people reference Martyrs, that movie is way over hyped for being disturbing or hard to watch material. I kept waiting for the part that would make me turn off the TV and it never came.
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is there an R rated and an unrated version?
 
Homsar

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If you don't get bothered by movies like hellraiser then the movie is pretty mild in a way. Maybe there is another gruesome version but I think there is only the one
 
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Chukzombi

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Homsar said:
If you don't get bothered by movies like hellraiser then the movie is pretty mild in a way. Maybe there is another gruesome version but I think there is only the one
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i checked, yes there is an "unrated " version.
100 minutes long.
this one faq
www.imdb.com

Martyrs (2008) - FAQ - IMDb

Martyrs (2008) - Top questions and answers about Martyrs (2008)
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What are the differences between the R-Rated and Unrated Version?

In the USA, both a censored R-rated and an uncensored unrated version were released. In order to obtain the R-rating, severe cuts had to be made. 58 cuts of in total almost 3 minutes strip the movie of almost every peak of violence.


Martyrs is beyond fucked up brutality. too much for a pussy like me. it basically destroyed all the fun i had in watching 80s gorefests. your mileage may vary, but i dont recommend anyone seeing it. its not fun or exciting.
 
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Sanrith Descartes said:
Bone tomahawk keeps coming up on my feed. Worth watching?
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Okay American Inventor, I'mma help you out. This guy also made Brawl in Cellblock 99 with Vince Vaughn and Don Johnson as the Warden. He also made Dragged Across Concrete with Mel Gibson and Vince.

The man is a rightwinger and makes movies for goddam men.

Enjoy.
 
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