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Chukzombi

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So you're in favor of all the woke dogshit being shoveled out the last couple of years?

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nothing woke about the basic story of good winning over evil. boy meets girl. boy gets girl in the end. same formula going on forever and ever. even woke shit is essentially the same story, but because its woke shit they fuck it all up by implementing subversive twists.
 

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nothing woke about the basic story of good winning over evil. boy meets girl. boy gets girl in the end. same formula going on forever and ever. even woke shit is essentially the same story, but because its woke shit they fuck it all up by implementing subversive twists.

But your claim that they know what's best is contradicted by the ways the studios constantly sabotage their own movies. Even before "woke" you'd always hear stories of studio interference shitting up good movies.
 
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Chukzombi

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But your claim that they know what's best is contradicted by the ways the studios constantly sabotage their own movies. Even before "woke" you'd always hear stories of studio interference shitting up good movies.
they stopped being interested in profits years ago. profits are just a happy accident to their agenda.
 

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Instead, said the actress, “She’s dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be. The leader that her late father told her that she could be if she was fearless, brave, and true.”
 
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Animosity

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Watched this over the weekend and found it pretty enjoyable. The main characters are dumb as fuck but it had some good edge of your seat moments. Would give it a 7/10.
 

spronk

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opening this weekend against Black Adam, a movie designed by AI to appeal to married white women

 

Oldbased

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DASHCAM on Hulu although I haven't laughed so much in awhile.
You almost have to watch it twice. Once for the movie and a 2nd time just to read the fucking chat haha.
 
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Harshaw

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ive really never been attracted to Julia Roberts, is she still cute?
I never thought she was a hot or anything. She wouldn't be on a "would bang" list. She's a good actress though. Susan Sarandon is another actress in the same category.
 

Chukzombi

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I never thought she was a hot or anything. She wouldn't be on a "would bang" list. She's a good actress though. Susan Sarandon is another actress in the same category.
Susan Sarandon, i dunno. something about her in her heyday, she had a cute thing going on. id rate her higher than Julia Roberts.
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nevermind. i was thinking of the redhead from Clue.
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Harshaw

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Susan Sarandon, i dunno. something about her in her heyday, she had a cute thing going on. id rate her higher than Julia Roberts.
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nevermind. i was thinking of the redhead from Clue.
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Susan Sarandon looked her best in Rocky Horror.

 
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Watched this over the weekend on Hulu. It was excellent. Very well acted. Highly recommend 8/10.

This looked promising and then this titillating reveal showed up:

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Why in the ever-living fuck would you use a quote from washed up sea cow Lena Dunham to promote your movie in a trailer???????? It's like putting a piece of tofu in the middle of a plate of steak.
 
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Locnar

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Matriarch on Hulu. Kate Dickie (milk giving milf in GoT) is in it and I love all her stuff. Was good with a SLIGHLY weaker ending.
 

Chukzombi

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i like car movies

the story of Lambourghini is pretty interesting. the movie i have no idea. Enzo Ferarri once said that Lambourghini make the best tractors in the world, but are shitty making cars. so Lambo heard this and switched most of his operations to sports cars and challened ferrarri in a bunch of races. i wont give out spoilers, but if done right that movie could be highly entertaining.
 

spronk

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looks awesome, my man JerryB doing Arnold shit along with Luke Cage

 
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Sylas

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Clerks 3.

Kevin smith does a homage to himself and the movie that made his career. I guess he ran out of money to buy weed or something.