NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

Joeboo

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How about a team for Salt Lake City, guys?










Guys?
I don't think the LDS would let that many blacks move to the state all at once. At least, not unless most of them were quasi-country bumpkin types like Karl Malone was. Gotta be willing to wear flannel and go hunting and fishing, otherwise no dice. Wear a gold chain necklace? No dice. Have multiple kids out of wedlock? No dice. It just wouldn't work with an NFL team.
 

Gravel

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All these years people have jumped on and off bandwagons fucking around and Ive never played along with that shit before but fuck it....

Lifelong Cleveland Brown fan here! Hoyer 100 million dollar QB!
The sad part is that's exactly the type of move I'd expect from Cleveland's front office.
 

Grimmlokk

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A redditor put together some fantastic stats on Andy Dalton's game.

:emoji_nose:TO BE CLEAR ALL PASSER RATING STATISTICS ARE BASED ON 30 PASSES MINIMUM:emoji_nose:

It's the worst passer rating in Bengals history (30 passes minimum). Let that sink in and consider that the Bengals drafted Akili Smith, David Klingler, Jack Thompson

It's the worst passer rating since 1983, so literally the worst game played by a QB in my lifetime by 1 year.

It's the 4th worst passer rating of the Superbowl Era.

If Dalton threw 17 more passes last night and completed all 17 for 10 yards each with 2 TDs he'd still have a worse passer rating, completion % and YPA than Blaine Gabbert's average in Jacksonville.

If you added every pass Big Ben threw on his last 6 TD performance to Dalton's total from last night you'd still have a worse passer rating than the league average for the year.

If Dalton had spiked the ball in the turf for an incompletion on every passing attempt his passer rating would be 37 points higher than it was.

Andy Dalton's Interception Number was higher then his rating.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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A redditor put together some fantastic stats on Andy Dalton's game.

:emoji_nose:TO BE CLEAR ALL PASSER RATING STATISTICS ARE BASED ON 30 PASSES MINIMUM:emoji_nose:

It's the worst passer rating in Bengals history (30 passes minimum). Let that sink in and consider that the Bengals drafted Akili Smith, David Klingler, Jack Thompson

It's the worst passer rating since 1983, so literally the worst game played by a QB in my lifetime by 1 year.

It's the 4th worst passer rating of the Superbowl Era.

If Dalton threw 17 more passes last night and completed all 17 for 10 yards each with 2 TDs he'd still have a worse passer rating, completion % and YPA than Blaine Gabbert's average in Jacksonville.

If you added every pass Big Ben threw on his last 6 TD performance to Dalton's total from last night you'd still have a worse passer rating than the league average for the year.

If Dalton had spiked the ball in the turf for an incompletion on every passing attempt his passer rating would be 37 points higher than it was.

Andy Dalton's Interception Number was higher then his rating.
You know what else is sad?

Seahawks reached out to Randy Moss after trading Percy Harvin - SBNation.com
 

Loser Araysar

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A redditor put together some fantastic stats on Andy Dalton's game.

:emoji_nose:TO BE CLEAR ALL PASSER RATING STATISTICS ARE BASED ON 30 PASSES MINIMUM:emoji_nose:

It's the worst passer rating in Bengals history (30 passes minimum). Let that sink in and consider that the Bengals drafted Akili Smith, David Klingler, Jack Thompson

It's the worst passer rating since 1983, so literally the worst game played by a QB in my lifetime by 1 year.

It's the 4th worst passer rating of the Superbowl Era.

If Dalton threw 17 more passes last night and completed all 17 for 10 yards each with 2 TDs he'd still have a worse passer rating, completion % and YPA than Blaine Gabbert's average in Jacksonville.

If you added every pass Big Ben threw on his last 6 TD performance to Dalton's total from last night you'd still have a worse passer rating than the league average for the year.

If Dalton had spiked the ball in the turf for an incompletion on every passing attempt his passer rating would be 37 points higher than it was.

Andy Dalton's Interception Number was higher then his rating.
theres no way that there hasnt been a worse qb rating in 31 years. im sure someone got a couple of zeroes.
 

McShrimp

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theres no way that there hasnt been a worse qb rating in 31 years. im sure someone got a couple of zeroes.
Probably, but there's also this:

:emoji_nose:TO BE CLEAR ALL PASSER RATING STATISTICS ARE BASED ON 30 PASSES MINIMUM:emoji_nose:

So no one who tried as much as Dalton sucked as much as he did.
 
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theres no way that there hasnt been a worse qb rating in 31 years. im sure someone got a couple of zeroes.
here's a fitting avatar for you, champ

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I can't believe that historically awful QBs like JaMarcus Russell or Ryan Leaf never had worse games than Dalton last week. The QBR can't be telling the whole story.
 

Loser Araysar

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I can't believe that historically awful QBs like JaMarcus Russell or Ryan Leaf never had worse games than Dalton last week. The QBR can't be telling the whole story.
Whats worse? Dalton missing 20 passes and throwing 3 picks, none of which were returned for touchdowns? Or Romo throwing 1 TD, 5 picks (2 of which were returned for touchdowns) and still ending up with a rating of 60?
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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Whats worse? Dalton missing 20 passes and throwing 3 picks, none of which were returned for touchdowns? Or Romo throwing 1 TD, 5 picks (2 of which were returned for touchdowns) and still ending up with a rating of 60?
Almost certain Romo won that 5 pick game and lead them to the game winning FG drive with seconds left in the game but yeah lets leave that part out because it doesn't fit your narrative.

Ah the Bears game not the Bills game, nm. Forgot he shit the bed a few years back against them.
 

Angelwatch

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They are going to let Hoyer go at the end of the season. Mark my words
I'm not sure that we'll "let" him go but there's been some reports that Hoyer won't resign with Cleveland with Manziel in the background. He, rightfully, doesn't want another summer of everyone second guessing him over a media whore rookie who is famous for his antics off the field instead of his actual game.
 

Chanur

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Hoyer is playing good enough to start on many teams. He is having a better year than Catler, but that really is not saying much. He should have options this off season. Texans should be up on his nuts .
 

radditsu

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Hoyer is playing good enough to start on many teams. He is having a better year than Catler, but that really is not saying much. He should have options this off season. Texans should be up on his nuts .
I think Mallet has got the texans. Jets will throw him some money....and then draft Jameis Winston or some retarded shit. After they fire a perfectly good coach of course