NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

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Sutekh

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And, I know you haven't forgetten, the Chiefs picked Todd Blackledge over Marino and Jim Kelly in the '83 draft. But they did pick Albert Lewis that year.
What's even more shocking about that draft is Pittsburgh ignoring their hometown boy, knowing full well Bradshaw was done. I'm grateful for the poor drafting of that year.
 

Genjiro

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Hindisght is 20/20 and all that.

Marino had a red flag around his name going into the draft about substance abuse (which made a bunch of teams not just Pittsburgh pass on him) and the Steelers had no way of knowing Terry Bradshaw's career was going to be ended by an elbow injury.
 

Sutekh

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Hindisght is 20/20 and all that.

Marino had a red flag around his name going into the draft about substance abuse (which made a bunch of teams not just Pittsburgh pass on him) and the Steelers had no way of knowing Terry Bradshaw's career was going to be ended by an elbow injury.
he was old, 13 years in the league I think and just had elbow surgery.
 

Gilgamel

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Listen when you can replace an aging face of your franchise for an unproven rookie who might be mildly retarded you have to do it every time. This may or may not be an obligatory bitter Titan fan Steve McNair/Vince Young analogy, but it fits I think.
 

Sterling

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Listen when you can replace an aging face of your franchise for an unproven rookie who might be mildly retarded you have to do it every time. This may or may not be an obligatory bitter Titan fan Steve McNair/Vince Young analogy, but it fits I think.
The difference is the one borderline retard could actually throw the fuck out of the football.
 

Joeboo

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And, I know you haven't forgetten, the Chiefs picked Todd Blackledge over Marino and Jim Kelly in the '83 draft. But they did pick Albert Lewis that year.
And Todd Blackledge is the ONLY QB THE CHIEFS HAVE PICKED IN THE 1ST ROUND IN THE HISTORY OF THEIR FRANCHISE. 51 GODDAMNED YEARS

Not that I'm angry about it or anything...
 

Ameraves

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What a stupid fucking policy. I can't even fathom why weed is something they can get busted for.

That being said, what a fucking moron for getting busted for it. You are a professional athlete with a limited shelf life. Stay off the drugs until your career is over and then go smoke yourself into retirement.
 

Ambiturner

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What a stupid fucking policy. I can't even fathom why weed is something they can get busted for.

That being said, what a fucking moron for getting busted for it. You are a professional athlete with a limited shelf life. Stay off the drugs until your career is over and then go smoke yourself into retirement.
You know exactly when they're going to test you. You don't need to wait until your career is over, you just have to stop for a couple weeks a year.
 
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Chanur

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You know exactly when they're going to test you. You don't need to wait until your career is over, you just have to stop for a couple weeks a year.
This was my next time. Don't they know when they are getting tested? Freaking idiots.

A ton of major companies drug test for weed still.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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This was my next time. Don't they know when they are getting tested? Freaking idiots.

A ton of major companies drug test for weed still.
I remember something about the way it's worded in the CBA that the reason they test for Marijuana being that it is against the law and that's why they are allowed to punish them, I could be wrong. What happens when a Denver or Seattle player pisses positive and fights the suspension based on the wording of the CBA?

Also fuck this Marijuana testing of athletes, the shit isn't a fucking PED and actually would help a lot of these violent assholes calm the fuck down, Aldon Smith might just be a pot head instead of drunken fucking moron risking the lives of himself and the drivers near him. Hell I bet it would cut down on the DUI's the league is riddled with.
 

Grimmlokk

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This was my next time. Don't they know when they are getting tested? Freaking idiots.

A ton of major companies drug test for weed still.
Seriously, everyone here knows(or is) someone who smokes weed urryday that gets tested on a schedule and can stay clean it until after the test. Someone making a fraction of what these retards make. I have soooo many friends that are 11 month potheads.
 

jooka

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I remember something about the way it's worded in the CBA that the reason they test for Marijuana being that it is against the law and that's why they are allowed to punish them, I could be wrong. What happens when a Denver or Seattle player pisses positive and fights the suspension based on the wording of the CBA?

Also fuck this Marijuana testing of athletes, the shit isn't a fucking PED and actually would help a lot of these violent assholes calm the fuck down, Aldon Smith might just be a pot head instead of drunken fucking moron risking the lives of himself and the drivers near him. Hell I bet it would cut down on the DUI's the league is riddled with.
Want to play? know how the rules work? then don't be dumbass. Seems pretty simple. It is on the banned substance list, it will be till weed is legal everywhere. Don't be a dumbass.


EDIT let not forget this is his third or fourth time being a dumbass to get a year suspension.