NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

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Wombat

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So with the Clippers going for $2 billion wonder what the Bills will cost if they do go for sale.
1) Virtually everyone thinks Ballmer ridiculously overpaid, and the Jaguars sale is a much closer comparison for the Bills.

2) Looking into coverage of it, many people think it was essentially a speculative purchase - that new TV deals, another possible crushing of the players' union, and expansion into China and India will all lead to much higher growth for the NBA in the next 5-10 years. Aside from new TV deals in a couple years, none of that really applies to the NFL.
 

opiate82

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Sports franchises are becoming the new toy and status symbol for bored billionaires. I think the price tag the Bills fetch will be just as shocking as the Clippers deal (relatively speaking for the media market, so like $59.95 and a years worth of poutine).
 

Loser Araysar

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Jerry should just call up Dick Butkus at this point.
 

1987

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I'd personally go with Junior Seau. You could have Jerry control him from a skybox like a marionette.
 

Gravy

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No place for the helmet.
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1987

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Jerry on an iPad.
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And I'm pretty sure he shot himself in the chest, not the head.
 

Gravy

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Good, I don't feel so bad about that horrible post then.

Edit: Although I think they took his brain out for examination.
 

Genjiro

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PFF rankings are goddamn hilariously retarded.

All you need to know about how idiotic they are is just read the little disclaimer on WR's: We cannot yet fully separate the performance of a receiver from the performance of his quarterback. Be aware that one will affect the other.

NO WAI YOU MEAN DEMARYIUS THOMAS AND ERIC DECKER ARENT BOTH BETTER THAN CALVIN JOHNSON??????????????????????
 

Tenks

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PFF has always had suspect ratings to me but in the end I care if my team wins or loses not if PFF thinks my team should have won or lost
 

opiate82

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Big breaking NFL news, instead of Super Bowl L, they are taking a one year break from roman numerals and going with Super Bowl 50.
 

Disp_sl

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Kaep signs 6 year $126 mil extension. Including this year comes out to about 7/$127, or about $18/yr, and contract is probably loaded with incentives and de-escalators. $61mil guaranteed.