NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

Hoss

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it is amazing what the jealousy is doing.

spygate from 2001-2006(end of season) every Single team videotaped the sidelines from "whereever" they wanted. spygate- before the season started- NFL sent out a memo saying, videotaping must be performed from a designated area not "whereever".

game 1 of the season- vs the jets-the pats had a guy not in said designated area- he got detained -with the videotape- around halftime. that is the EXTENT of spygate-a video of maybe a half of football, which the patriots never saw... if the guy was in the designated area, then he would not have been detained and there would have been no spygate.

GAME 1 of the season- prior to that season, every team did it from the sidelines or stands or whereever they wanted. then the league said. no you can do it, just from "here" only. the pats did not follow that rule-got bagged the first game that the league was enforcing said rule.
Repeat a lie often enough and people will believe it, eh? Problem is, that only works when people don't know that trick.
 

Hoss

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Pretty much the majority of Cowboy's fans on the internet.
Nevermind then, I'm not going to sign up for another forum just to ridicule someone. I thought he meant someone here on rerolled.
 

Lleauaric

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Think on the beauty of the whole thing if you are Bill Belichick.

You don't even have to do a damn thing and you have half the league so paranoid they change all their signals, do pre game things in entirely different ways and fret with paranoia about any possible way they may slip up or be exposed to Darth Lord Bill. You have a limited amount of hours to prepare each week for a team, the Patriots have teams spending hours and manpower trying to prevent something that the Patriots don't have to do. Maximum effect for minimum effort. It certainly is better to be feared than loved in the NFL.
 

Kreugen

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If you want comedy, go back and watch the interview with the 49ers owner and GM after the Harbaugh stuff was all confirmed.

I believe the line I'm looking for was something like "we're just here to win Superbowls"

The Quest for Six begins!
 

Kreugen

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The thing is Lleauuaurac, no team can really do that. They can't even do it when one of their former coaches is standing on the other sideline in a goddamn Superbowl.
 

Sutekh

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Think on the beauty of the whole thing if you are Bill Belichick.

You don't even have to do a damn thing and you have half the league so paranoid they change all their signals, do pre game things in entirely different ways and fret with paranoia about any possible way they may slip up or be exposed to Darth Lord Bill. You have a limited amount of hours to prepare each week for a team, the Patriots have teams spending hours and manpower trying to prevent something that the Patriots don't have to do. Maximum effect for minimum effort. It certainly is better to be feared than loved in the NFL.
Or you can just do what Mangini did, not change any of your signals and setup a trap to catch the cheaters in the act.
 

Gravel

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I didn't say which loss, any loss will do, preferably this season.

HURR HURR ERR BODY DOES IT DAT MAKES IT OK!! Sorry that dumbass defense mechanism is out played and invalid. Come up with something else fucking cheating scum.
I feel like the last dozen or so posts you've made in this thread are:

1: Some retarded comment
2: A follow up post saying, "Boy, you're all a bunch of idiots to not understand the obfuscated meaning behind post 1."
 

Sutekh

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I feel like the last dozen or so posts you've made in this thread are:

1: Some retarded comment
2: A follow up post saying, "Boy, you're all a bunch of idiots to not understand the obfuscated meaning behind post 1."
That's pretty much how it's been for the last 9 years.
 

Kreugen

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Six players from the previous roster?
I'm not sure what sAmerican Inventoring sounds like but I think I just did it.

The last live football game I attended was Alex Smith's first start. I believe the game still holds the record for most points scored by the Redskins at Fedex field. I don't think the 49ers ever actually took the field because all I remember is Moss running 2000 yards up and down the sidelines for an hour.

I'm prepared. I'll go ahead and settle on my backup contender team. Chargers? No, I can't handle that much Rivers face. Green Bay? No, too many years of playoff rivalry. Philly? Hahahaha no. Cowboys? Sorry not homo. Denver? Jesus christ, Manning must have every NFL record for a noodle armed cripple.

I guess it's settled. Go Pats.

/vomits
 

Gavinmad

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I didn't say which loss, any loss will do, preferably this season.

HURR HURR ERR BODY DOES IT DAT MAKES IT OK!! Sorry that dumbass defense mechanism is out played and invalid. Come up with something else fucking cheating scum.
I think they established at the Nuremberg trials that 'everyone was doing it' is not a valid defense.
 

1987

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I'm not sure what sAmerican Inventoring sounds like but I think I just did it.

The last live football game I attended was Alex Smith's first start. I believe the game still holds the record for most points scored by the Redskins at Fedex field. I don't think the 49ers ever actually took the field because all I remember is Moss running 2000 yards up and down the sidelines for an hour.

I'm prepared. I'll go ahead and settle on my backup contender team. Chargers? No, I can't handle that much Rivers face. Green Bay? No, too many years of playoff rivalry. Philly? Hahahaha no. Cowboys? Sorry not homo. Denver? Jesus christ, Manning must have every NFL record for a noodle armed cripple.

I guess it's settled. Go Pats.

/vomits
I dont follow college football very much, at least until draft season. But if the niners tank, are there any prospects you might want to see as a replacement for Kap?
 

Sutekh

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I'm not sure what sAmerican Inventoring sounds like but I think I just did it.

The last live football game I attended was Alex Smith's first start. I believe the game still holds the record for most points scored by the Redskins at Fedex field. I don't think the 49ers ever actually took the field because all I remember is Moss running 2000 yards up and down the sidelines for an hour.

I'm prepared. I'll go ahead and settle on my backup contender team. Chargers? No, I can't handle that much Rivers face. Green Bay? No, too many years of playoff rivalry. Philly? Hahahaha no. Cowboys? Sorry not homo. Denver? Jesus christ, Manning must have every NFL record for a noodle armed cripple.

I guess it's settled. Go Pats.

/vomits
Glad you're finally coming out of the closet you fucking faggot.
 

Tenks

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I would be more amped it if wasn't two of my most hated teams. At least one loses I guess. And it will probably be Pitt. So an overall win I suppose.
 

Column_sl

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I'm just happy to watch some competitive football, and be out of pre season.

Sunday nights Giants versus Dallas game is when it will truly begin for me.
 

Sterling

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I'm not sure what sAmerican Inventoring sounds like but I think I just did it.

The last live football game I attended was Alex Smith's first start. I believe the game still holds the record for most points scored by the Redskins at Fedex field. I don't think the 49ers ever actually took the field because all I remember is Moss running 2000 yards up and down the sidelines for an hour.

I'm prepared. I'll go ahead and settle on my backup contender team. Chargers? No, I can't handle that much Rivers face. Green Bay? No, too many years of playoff rivalry. Philly? Hahahaha no. Cowboys? Sorry not homo. Denver? Jesus christ, Manning must have every NFL record for a noodle armed cripple.

I guess it's settled. Go Pats.

/vomits
That's essentially the same thing as being a bugchaser at this point. Actively seeking AIDS.
 

Axlrose

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I would like to take this moment to say a fond farewell to my liver since being a Bears fan, I will have to endure a long ass season drinking heavily while watching Catler tossing interceptions, a receiving core that are all on injured reserve, and players on defense that are collecting social security checks along with game checks...