NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

Foggy

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Dear everybody,

Well it is that time again. Fuck you and all your teams. I hope you all die in a fucking fire you worthless pond scum.

Love,

Foggy

P.S. I hope Brady and Belicheat get aids so they spread it to all the Pats fans sucking them off.

P.P.S. Romo wins the MVP and SB MVP this year. Total lock.
 

Hoss

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I think they established at the Nuremberg trials that 'everyone was doing it' is not a valid defense.
I almost godwinned the thread (that quote about telling a lie till its true is often mis attributed to goebbels and/or hitler), but you went and did it.
 

moontayle

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NO. No no no no no.

Fuck your team. Fuck it hard. Fuck it with a barb wired pole.

Hate is very important, dammit.
Not all of us are heartless, sadsack shitlords who live on the misery of others.

Dolphins 16-0, Patriots 0-16, all 30 other teams 8-8. Dolphins over the Lions in the Superbowl 84-6.
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also, couple of guys got paid today.
 

jooka

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I have decided, mostly because of the people who post here, I am a 30 team fan.
 

Kreugen

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Oh I kid, believe me. During the last superbowl my only wish was that a meteor would hit the stadium. My degree of loathing of Tom Brady has only subsided because he cut his shampoo commercial hair and occasionally forgets to do the soccer player act when he gets dirt on his uniform. (mostly because the refs toss flags BEFORE QBs EVEN GET A CHANCE TO WHINE) Tony Romo has far since surpassed him on the gaydar and I think that helps as well.

But actually yeah, I can root for Colts just for Gore to get his ring. Good call.

As far as replacing Kaep with a draft pick - he's far from the team's biggest problem now. They may as well sign him for 15 years and put his statue out front.

Uh, at any rate, I always liked the Colts anyway for their, uh, minimalist uniform styling.
 

Sterling

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Oh I kid, believe me. During the last superbowl my only wish was that a meteor would hit the stadium. My degree of loathing of Tom Brady has only subsided because he cut his shampoo commercial hair and occasionally forgets to do the soccer player act when he gets dirt on his uniform. (mostly because the refs toss flags BEFORE QBs EVEN GET A CHANCE TO WHINE) Tony Romo has far since surpassed him on the gaydar and I think that helps as well.

But actually yeah, I can root for Colts just for Gore to get his ring. Good call.

As far as replacing Kaep with a draft pick - he's far from the team's biggest problem now. They may as well sign him for 15 years and put his statue out front.

Uh, at any rate, I always liked the Colts anyway for their, uh, minimalist uniform styling.
This is where you're supposed to talk about how you used to enjoy watching them play when Unitas was at the peak of his powers and that if it had been him instead of Morell in SB3 they'd have crushed the Jets and that faggot Namath. Missed opportunity to show your lifelong allegiances.
 

Tenks

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Ravens 12-4
Bengals 9-7
Steelers 9-7
Browns 4-12

I'm not huge on the AFCN this year
 

Genjiro

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Not all of us are heartless, sadsack shitlords who live on the misery of others.
Fuck Jerrahworld, Tony fumble, Ray Rice, Ray Lewis, all the Harbaugh faggots, Aaron Rodgers smug face, Philip Rivers smugface (well nm he did it to Jerrah, so hes good), Chip Kelly's smug face (acceptable if Bradford puts up huge FF numbers for me), JJ Watt (past annoying now, but you're white so its not as bad), Roger Goodell, Tom Brady.....get kneecapped again bitch, shoulda signed Bernard Pollard JUST FOR THAT (see below)

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Robert Kraft who is the most boring person on the planet next to WE'RE JUST FOCUSED ON CINCINATTI, our own Steely McBeam the worst mascot idea in the history of mankind, Al Davis' maggot infested reanimated corpse, listening to an entire 6 months of Cris Carter's and Michael Irvin's ebonics, every Pats fan everywhere (fuck mutants.....I would use Professor X and Cerebro to find and kill all of you)

And everything associated with the shitbirds and their awful city. Famm is great when its not the regular season, but fuck him too now.
 

moontayle

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I'm calling for the Bills to make it into the playoffs as a WC. I mean, they're basically the 49ers from 2012 right now without the douchebag owner.
 

Genjiro

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I actually want to like the Bills, rex gon' rex. Pats going to finish last in AFC east.