NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

Gavinmad

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Before the bar, go to a dealership and turn in that minimetrosexualvan in for something with balls, sir. Also, get some yard work done bro.... dat grass.
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Ameraves

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Before the bar, go to a dealership and turn in that minimetrosexualvan in for something with balls, sir. Also, get some yard work done bro.... dat grass.

And finally fuck your 49ers and that guys Seahag flag

Feelin' the hate today boys, it must be that time....time for James Harrison to go low

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Well, the minivan is mine because it is wheelchair accessible. I looked into a truck, but they are a bit of a pain. So I stick with the minivan!

Also, have you not heard about the massive drought in Cali? I am lucky to have any green at all left on my grass!
 

Mario Speedwagon

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This is the best I could do for now. Yes I know my house is ugly and needs to be painted, we are working on it. Fuck off!


And also, another big FUCK. Totally forgot my wife got tickets to a concert tonight, so I will be missing the first game of the year. My only hope is they are playing it at the bar we are going to first so I can at least catch the first half.
What is that a fucking shared driveway? I bet that seacocks fan cuckolds you nightly you 69er faggot.


Am I doing this right?
 
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Real football is finally here!

For our resident cheesehead bastards, I hope mcfatty chokes on a Twinkie during walkthroughs and takes out your remaining wide receivers when he falls over.
 

Zzen

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I'm so fucking happy this thread is worth visiting again. I couldn't be prouder of you all. Except this fucking faggot right here...
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I'm so stoked I clicked on both copies of the Bart Scott vid. I think this is the year my hate for Patriots fans surpasses my hate for Cowgirls fans. Feels good man.
 

Kedwyn

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Such a great time of year. For a little longer everyone is equal and the season is about to start anew. Pretty soon we'll be bitching about officiating, game decisions, crying about injuries, formations and who the fuck knows what the Roswell, Behghazi, Birther crowd will drum up from some badly written and mostly made up ESPN article for their conspiracy theory of the year.

Some random predictions:

Cowboys go deep in the playoffs
Texans make the playoffs
Patriots struggle this year
This is Payton's last year
 

zzeris

The Real Benny Johnson
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I'm not feeling it for the Steelers tonight and that makes me sad. Their pathetic defense is going to let Brady look all pro again. Maybe next week's rape by the Bills DL makes me happy again. That, and Suh crushing the life out of Cousins on Sunday.
 

Sterling

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I'm not feeling it for the Steelers tonight and that makes me sad. Their pathetic defense is going to let Brady look all pro again. Maybe next week's rape by the Bills DL makes me happy again. That, and Suh crushing the life out of Cousins on Sunday.
There's a good chance Suh will get doubled a lot and it will be Wake and Vernon that break him in half.
 

Ambiturner

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Brady plays like shit, Steelers by 10. Also, you'll notice at some point in the game Roethlisberger will look fatter than you remember.