NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

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Can we talk about how much of a fucking faggot Jeff Fisher is?

This guy is the biggest fucking cock sucker in the world. Teams always doing dirty shit, his treatment of fucking players. Fuck that is one motherfucker I'd love to see get hit by a car.

Btw, Gennady Golovkin in the building for the Cowboys game. Get fucked Convo.
 

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Fivethirtyeight brings the stats.

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Which NFL Team Are You Stuck Watching Every Sunday? | FiveThirtyEight
What's funny is that I'm pretty sure the cowboys have better ratings than some teams in their own home market. Looking at you Houston.
 

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Was an awesome Sunday till now. Cowboy fans are gonna show up. Im looking at you hoss.
 

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I see 2 pictures that didn't look nearly as horrible as I was lead to believe. But to be honest, after finally reading all the details, I am actually convinced greg hardy wasn't guilty of anything more than hooking up with a gold digging cunt. He's the one who called 911, for fuck's sake. If he was really the guilty one, that's supervillain levels of planning and execution. Is he that smart?
You're not a good troll, C- for trying and sentence structure.
 

Merrith

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Hoss I'd like to hear more about how Hardy is a good guy who just made an unfortunate decision about which woman to get involved with.
 

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Disgusted with Dallas to be honest - Jerry Jones is a piece of shit as is Hardy. Wish that gorilla pussy was in prison, no business playing pro sports and making millions. He's great, but the team is trash anyways so what the fuck is the difference if he's great or not? The whole thing has been a PR fiasco since day 1.

That said, Eagles fiddin to get they ass whooped.
 

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Hoss I'd like to hear more about how Hardy is a good guy who just made an unfortunate decision about which woman to get involved with.
I'd like to hear how you continue to support an organization that repeatedly employs known wife/gf-beaters.

Jammal Brown - OT
Born: March 30, 1981
Height: 6' 6"
Weight: 317 lbs.
College: Oklahoma
Drafted: 2005 (Round 1, Pick 13)
NFL History:
New Orleans Saints (2005?2009)
Washington Redskins (2010?2012)
Career Highlight: Super Bowl XLIV champion (2009 season)
Highest NFL Salary: $3.29 million (2009)
Arrested For Domestic Violence: June 22, 2006
Resolution: Case dropped
NFL Suspension: None
More Info: Ex-Sooner Jammal Brown arrested

Jammal Brown was arrested on domestic battery charge after his wife dialed 911. By the time the cops arrived Brown had fled the scene. He returned, however, as they were wrapping up their investigation. That's when he was taken into custody-police were certain that the couple had a "physical altercation." Brown was eventually released after posting a $5,000 bond.

Sean Locklear - OT
Born: May 29, 1981
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 310 lbs.
College: North Carolina State University
Drafted: 2004 (Round 3, Pick 84)
NFL History:
Seattle Seahawks (2004-2010)
Washington Redskins (2011)
New York Giants (2012)
Atlanta Falcons (2013)
Career Highlight: Played in Super Bowl XL (2005 season)
Highest NFL Salary: $1,850,000
Arrested For Domestic Violence: Jan. 15, 2006
Resolution: Diversion program and community service
NFL Suspension: One game
More Info: Seahawks' Locklear arrested for domestic violence

Sean Locklear was arrested after an incident outside of a Seattle bar. He allegedly grabbed his girlfriend by the neck and by the time police arrived there was still a visible handprint on her neck. Locklear became upset after seeing his sweetheart

Jerome Mathis - TE
Born: July 26, 1983
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 184 lbs.
College: Hampton University
Drafted: 2005 (Round 4, Pick 114)
NFL History:
Houston Texans (2005-2007)
Washington Redskins (2008)
Career Highlight: One of three rookies selected to the 2005 Pro Bowl
Highest NFL Salary: $435,000 (2007)
Arrested For Domestic Violence: Feb. 18, 2008
Resolution: Case dropped
NFL Suspension: None
More Info: Texans' Mathis charged with assault of girlfriend

Jerome Mathis was arrested without incident after he pushed his common-law wife onto a bed and strangled her. Mathis wrapped his hands around her neck because he was angry that he couldn't find his cell phone charger. His common-law wife was six months pregnant at the time.

Phillip Merling
Born: April 19, 1985
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 315 lbs.
College: Clemson
Drafted: 2008 (Round 2, Pick 32)
NFL History:
Miami Dolphins (2008-2011)
Green Bay Packers (2012)
Washington Redskins (2013)
Career Highlight: Intercepted a Brett Favre pass and ran it back for a touchdown
Highest NFL Salary: $500,000 (2009)
Arrested For Domestic Violence: May 26, 2010
Resolution: Case dropped
NFL Suspension: None
More Info: Bail set at $15,000 for Miami Dolphins' Phillip Merling on aggravated battery charge

"I play football for the Miami Dolphins." - Phillip Merlin

In early reports about Phillip Merlin's domestic violence incident, in which he was charged with alleged aggravated battery, it said that he should have known his victim was pregnant. Later we learned that the victim was Merling's girlfriend and the couple already had one child together.

Richard Quinn - TE
Born: Sept. 6, 1986
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 264 lbs.
College: North Carolina
Drafted: 2009 (Round 2, Pick 64)
NFL History:
Denver Broncos (2009?2010)
Washington Redskins (2011)
Cincinnati Bengals (2012)
Arizona Cardinals (2013)
Washington Redskins (2013)
New Orleans Saints (2014)
Career Highlight: His one reception was thrown by Tim Tebow
Highest NFL Salary: $310,000 (2009)
Arrested For Domestic Violence: Sept. 7, 2009
Resolution: Case dropped
NFL Suspension: None
More Info: Quinn arrested after confrontation

While a rookie, Richard Quinn was arrested and spent the night in jail after he grabbed and violently shook his live-in girlfriend. When she tried to dial 911, Quinn took the phone away. She was forced to run to a neighbor's house to call authorities.
The NFL and Domestic Abuse - A List of Players Arrested For Domestic Violence

Edit: For the record, Greg Hardy is a piece of shit human-being.
 

Kirun

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As much fun as it is to pretend that Blaine Gabbert will be the next Joe Montana, I think this game will be looked at very similarly to the Vikings game - anomalous. I think 4-12 or 5-11 is realistic. Seattle on the road, after the bye, should be the perfect reminder that the 49ers are still awful.
 

Hoss

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Hoss I'd like to hear more about how Hardy is a good guy who just made an unfortunate decision about which woman to get involved with.
Start with reading that deadspin article. I don't believe a sane person can read that and not realize the girl was playing him.
 

Merrith

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I'd like to hear how you continue to support an organization that repeatedly employs known wife/gf-beaters.

Jammal Brown - OT
Born: March 30, 1981
Height: 6' 6"
Weight: 317 lbs.
College: Oklahoma
Drafted: 2005 (Round 1, Pick 13)
NFL History:
New Orleans Saints (2005?2009)
Washington Redskins (2010?2012)
Career Highlight: Super Bowl XLIV champion (2009 season)
Highest NFL Salary: $3.29 million (2009)
Arrested For Domestic Violence: June 22, 2006
Resolution: Case dropped
NFL Suspension: None
More Info: Ex-Sooner Jammal Brown arrested

Jammal Brown was arrested on domestic battery charge after his wife dialed 911. By the time the cops arrived Brown had fled the scene. He returned, however, as they were wrapping up their investigation. That's when he was taken into custody-police were certain that the couple had a "physical altercation." Brown was eventually released after posting a $5,000 bond.

Sean Locklear - OT
Born: May 29, 1981
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 310 lbs.
College: North Carolina State University
Drafted: 2004 (Round 3, Pick 84)
NFL History:
Seattle Seahawks (2004-2010)
Washington Redskins (2011)
New York Giants (2012)
Atlanta Falcons (2013)
Career Highlight: Played in Super Bowl XL (2005 season)
Highest NFL Salary: $1,850,000
Arrested For Domestic Violence: Jan. 15, 2006
Resolution: Diversion program and community service
NFL Suspension: One game
More Info: Seahawks' Locklear arrested for domestic violence

Sean Locklear was arrested after an incident outside of a Seattle bar. He allegedly grabbed his girlfriend by the neck and by the time police arrived there was still a visible handprint on her neck. Locklear became upset after seeing his sweetheart

Jerome Mathis - TE
Born: July 26, 1983
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 184 lbs.
College: Hampton University
Drafted: 2005 (Round 4, Pick 114)
NFL History:
Houston Texans (2005-2007)
Washington Redskins (2008)
Career Highlight: One of three rookies selected to the 2005 Pro Bowl
Highest NFL Salary: $435,000 (2007)
Arrested For Domestic Violence: Feb. 18, 2008
Resolution: Case dropped
NFL Suspension: None
More Info: Texans' Mathis charged with assault of girlfriend

Jerome Mathis was arrested without incident after he pushed his common-law wife onto a bed and strangled her. Mathis wrapped his hands around her neck because he was angry that he couldn't find his cell phone charger. His common-law wife was six months pregnant at the time.

Phillip Merling
Born: April 19, 1985
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 315 lbs.
College: Clemson
Drafted: 2008 (Round 2, Pick 32)
NFL History:
Miami Dolphins (2008-2011)
Green Bay Packers (2012)
Washington Redskins (2013)
Career Highlight: Intercepted a Brett Favre pass and ran it back for a touchdown
Highest NFL Salary: $500,000 (2009)
Arrested For Domestic Violence: May 26, 2010
Resolution: Case dropped
NFL Suspension: None
More Info: Bail set at $15,000 for Miami Dolphins' Phillip Merling on aggravated battery charge

"I play football for the Miami Dolphins." - Phillip Merlin

In early reports about Phillip Merlin's domestic violence incident, in which he was charged with alleged aggravated battery, it said that he should have known his victim was pregnant. Later we learned that the victim was Merling's girlfriend and the couple already had one child together.

Richard Quinn - TE
Born: Sept. 6, 1986
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 264 lbs.
College: North Carolina
Drafted: 2009 (Round 2, Pick 64)
NFL History:
Denver Broncos (2009?2010)
Washington Redskins (2011)
Cincinnati Bengals (2012)
Arizona Cardinals (2013)
Washington Redskins (2013)
New Orleans Saints (2014)
Career Highlight: His one reception was thrown by Tim Tebow
Highest NFL Salary: $310,000 (2009)
Arrested For Domestic Violence: Sept. 7, 2009
Resolution: Case dropped
NFL Suspension: None
More Info: Quinn arrested after confrontation

While a rookie, Richard Quinn was arrested and spent the night in jail after he grabbed and violently shook his live-in girlfriend. When she tried to dial 911, Quinn took the phone away. She was forced to run to a neighbor's house to call authorities.
The NFL and Domestic Abuse - A List of Players Arrested For Domestic Violence

Edit: For the record, Greg Hardy is a piece of shit human-being.
For the record, I'm against all domestic violence, and would prefer no one guilty of it would play for the team I support.
 

Kaines

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For the record, I'm against all domestic violence, and would prefer no one guilty of it would play for the team I support.
Then you won't begrudge Cowboy fans for continuing to support their team? Glad we could clear that up.

Now who's ready to watch the Iggles lose?
 

Merrith

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Then you won't begrudge Cowboy fans for continuing to support their team? Glad we could clear that up.

Now who's ready to watch the Iggles lose?
Of course, I haven't begrudged any Cowboy fans for continuing to support their team at all, but nice strawman. Glad we could clear that up. Not a fan of people defending Hardy, specifically.
 

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You should win Monday night - the team (Bears) probably spent the week basking in the sun and warming up to compensate for the weather Chi-town has been having lately.
I honestly wish i could say I was confident in beating the Bears but its not that kind of year buddy.
 

Hoss

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Don't worry. I'm sure costas will set us all straight about it at halftime.
 

Chanur

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I liked how the post of Redskins abusers contained no one that is still on the team. Way to go slugger.

Costas straight called Hardy out before the game.
 

Merrith

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I liked how the post of Redskins abusers contained no one that is still on the team. Way to go slugger.

Costas straight called Hardy out before the game.
Costas can go way overboard though with his little halftime speeches. I guess I'll actually watch it tonight to see if he'll exaggerate anything or not.
 

Merrith

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Would have preferred for Dallas to beat the Giants, but if it must be the Eagles to help out, will take it. Should give Cassel some confidence.