NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

Alex

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I think the Bengals will still have enough talent to be a solid squad but I think they will regress a bit this year. They had a lot of coaching turnover this offseason and the #2 WR will either be a rookie or Brandon LaFell. Playing the East divisions will certainly help.
 

Tenks

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I think the Bengals will still have enough talent to be a solid squad but I think they will regress a bit this year. They had a lot of coaching turnover this offseason and the #2 WR will either be a rookie or Brandon LaFell. Playing the East divisions will certainly help.
Bengals still win the AFCN narrowly over Pitt
 

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I don't care whose playing QB.
Thought I told this chump to kick rocks? I can't take middle aged, white male, internet tough guys...serious. Who the fuck even uses terms like curbed anymore? You're not of rational mind to be making bets. What you can do is go hit Craigslist in philly and post an ad in the lost and found section looking for your heart because I just took that shit!
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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He doesn't have the courage to match his convictions because deep down buried under his ignorance, self loathing, cognitive dissonance and delusional rants he knows the Eagles are shit and always will be.
 

Ambiturner

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You won't take the bet that the Eagles will have a better record than a Bradyless Patriots?

They play 2 playoff teams in the Cardinals and Texans and 2 divisional games against Dolphins and Bills.

Eagles meanwhile play 1 decent team in the Steelers, the rest are against garbage tier teams Browns, Bears, and Lions.

For someone talking so much shit earlier, you really are a giant pussy. Either we lose you or a Pats fan. Either way Rerolled wins.
 

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Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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He doesn't have the courage to match his convictions because deep down buried under his ignorance, self loathing, cognitive dissonance and delusional rants he knows the Eagles are shit and always will be.
it's like you need other people to step in to feel empowered to talk smack to me. Don't be like that, venture out on your own a bit.. Does it bother you that other posters actually think 8-8 is a reasonable prediction for the Eagles?
 

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Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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You won't take the bet that the Eagles will have a better record than a Bradyless Patriots?

They play 2 playoff teams in the Cardinals and Texans and 2 divisional games against Dolphins and Bills.

Eagles meanwhile play 1 decent team in the Steelers, the rest are against garbage tier teams Browns, Bears, and Lions.

For someone talking so much shit earlier, you really are a giant pussy. Either we lose you or a Pats fan. Either way Rerolled wins.
and q another dallas fan.. Jooka and I will have our bet, I'm not fucking with some weak ass nerd internet raging to get attention.

Although I like the Eagles schedule early, there is uncertainly there with them adjusting to the new systems. I'm smart enough to see that, you guys obviously aren't..There is a big difference between being a pussy and being a smart man. I'm a smart mother fucking man that makes wise bets, you fags sit on the sideline and call people pussies when in reality you're the pussy brigade!
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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and q another dallas fan.. Jooka and I will have our bet, I'm not fucking with some weak ass nerd internet raging to get attention.

Although I like the Eagles schedule early, there is uncertainly there with them adjusting to the new systems. I'm smart enough to see that, you guys obviously aren't..There is a big difference between being a pussy and being a smart man. I'm a smart mother fucking man that makes wise bets, you fags sit on the sideline and call people pussies when in reality you're the pussy brigade!
delusional
 

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Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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You won't take the bet that the Eagles will have a better record than a Bradyless Patriots?

They play 2 playoff teams in the Cardinals and Texans and 2 divisional games against Dolphins and Bills.

Eagles meanwhile play 1 decent team in the Steelers, the rest are against garbage tier teams Browns, Bears, and Lions.

For someone talking so much shit earlier, you really are a giant pussy. Either we lose you or a Pats fan. Either way Rerolled wins.
you should take it with the cowboys. Offer it up to him!
 

Ameraves

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it's like you need other people to step in to feel empowered to talk smack to me. Don't be like that, venture out on your own a bit.. Does it bother you that other posters actually think 8-8 is a reasonable prediction for the Eagles?
How many other posters think 8-8 is a reasonable prediction for the Eagles? Serious question, because I don't recall anyone but you touting that, and pretty much everyone else shitting all over it. Although, there has been a ton of back and forth with you and the Cowboys fans, so maybe it was only them shitting on it.

For the record, I think 6-10 is a much more realistic finish for the Eagles. You're crazy not to take the bet with Jooka. The 49ers would need a small miracle to get to 5 wins. I think 3-13 is more likely.
 

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Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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I've never said I wouldnt take the bet, you guys keep saying that. I just said bet is on if Sam is starter week 1. My 8-8 prediction has always been with Sam as starter.. If he goes down in pre season or something for the year, I don't see us winning more than 4 games.

Ubernoob, I never, EVER bet against Bill. But way to let the cowboy fans off the hook, but I just assume you're all the same person anyway...
 

Daezuel

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That "small" miracle is Chip motherfuckin Kelly! Heck, he's the only coach to coax a .500 record out of Bradford but somehow this dude thinks he'll hit 8-8 for the first time in his career without him!

Nah, fuck the Niners, hope they rot in hell.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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That "small" miracle is Chip motherfuckin Kelly! Heck, he's the only coach to coax a .500 record out of Bradford but somehow this dude thinks he'll hit 8-8 for the first time in his career without him!

Nah, fuck the Niners, hope they rot in hell.
No dude you don't understand, in a new system they are going to protect Bradford by being run heavy and handing the ball off to Ryan Matthews and 33 year old Sproles. If that doesn't inspire 9-7 8-8 confidence then I don't what does...I'm seriously waiting for a Browns fan to come ban bet him just so we can watch him try to justify dodging a ban bet against the Browns.
 

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Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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No dude you don't understand, in a new system they are going to protect Bradford by being run heavy and handing the ball off to Ryan Matthews and 33 year old Sproles. If that doesn't inspire 9-7 8-8 confidence then I don't what does...I'm seriously waiting for a Browns fan to come ban bet him just so we can watch him try to justify dodging a ban bet against the Browns.
You're just too dumb to recognize a good and bad bet. Don't project that dumb shit at me. Imagine if you bet W/L against the patriots every game the last 10 years. You'd need even more government assistance than you already need. You don't bet against Bill, odds are never in your favor. So nobody is dodging shit, I'm telling him straight up, I don't bet against Bill and certainly not with a team that will be learning a new system early on and adjusting.

and If I remember correctly, you and I have a tentative bet for my eagles going 8-8 as well..
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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You're just too dumb to recognize a good and bad bet. Don't project that dumb shit at me. Imagine if you bet W/L against the patriots every game the last 10 years. You'd need even more government assistance than you already need. You don't bet against Bill, odds are never in your favor.

and If I remember correctly, you and I have a tentative bet for my eagles going 8-8 as well..
No you delusional fucktard we do not have a bet, tentative or otherwise.