NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

49ers defense is officially pretty good. The offense is complete dogshit aside from Carlos Hyde but they've played 2 very good defenses.

Seattle had zilch on the ground until the second half of the 4th when the defense was finally gassed from being on the field 90% of the game. What offense Seattle had was thanks to that mincing faggot Russell Wilson pirouetting around in the backfield. Most QBs would have gotten sacked 5 times in that game instead of just once. Buckner was up Wilson's ass every other play and Bowman and Lynch both had very good games as well. Solomon Thomas and Arik Armstead had some good plays where they got in the backfield too. All those first round picks on the DL are starting to pay off. I can't wait for Reuben Foster to get back which should take the front 7 up another notch and hopefully get that penalty machine Ray-Ray Armstrong off the field. Rashard Robinson should have had two INTs but one got batted down when it was heading right for him and the other one hit him in the chest and he dropped it. What is not good news is Jimmy Ward and Eric Reid taking turns getting injured. They are the two best players in the secondary and they need to stay healthy.

Hyde was a stud as usual but the passing game is nonexistent. Hoyer hasn't done shit in the first two games, but he has had very little time. I don't know if he will get better with less pass rush up his ass but we probably won't get to see that next week. Goodwin is so fucking tantalizing. Unreal speed but all he does is drop the ball in the first two games. Garcon is a solid possession receiver and a nice replacement for Anquan Boldin but he needs some help. At least there were no delay of game or illegal formation penalties this week.

I consider 12-9 at Seattle a moral victory whatever that's worth. We're a few players away from being a playoff team, most notably a quarterback, but it definitely seems like things are moving in the right direction. Hyde is going to get paid next year.