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Sebudai

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I was talking shit but yeah, 3rd win in the last 12 attempts. Good job, guys!!!

According to wiki the Dolphins are 5-13 against the Pats during the 2010s. Grats?

Good job letting them win the division for a decade straight though.
 

zzeris

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According to wiki the Dolphins are 5-13 against the Pats during the 2010s. Grats?

Good job letting them win the division for a decade straight though.

Well, you would have given it to them even more easily. Mind-boggling stats: Patriots vs. Steelers

Maybe being in the division of the Bungles and Browns has also artificially inflated another team's stats....maybe the Browns can save their asses lol!

iu
 
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Sebudai

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Well, you would have given it to them even more easily. Mind-boggling stats: Patriots vs. Steelers

Maybe being in the division of the Bungles and Browns has also artificially inflated another team's stats....maybe the Browns can save their asses lol!

iu

Yeah, being in a division with the criminal Bengals has artificially inflated the number of massive injuries to star players we have to deal with. Why’d you leave out the Ravens though? Right.

If you want to argue that the AFC East is harder than the North be my guest.
 

zzeris

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Yeah, being in a division with the criminal Bengals has artificially inflated the number of massive injuries to star players we have to deal with. Why’d you leave out the Ravens though? Right.

If you want to argue that the AFC East is harder than the North be my guest.

The AFCN is obviously stronger and has been for quite a while. Might even get stronger for a short while as two teams are ascending quickly. The other two teams though...how much longer you guys have Big Rapist? It might be the Steelers and Bungles bottom feeding extremely soon. I'll save a spot on my couch for any Steelers fans or players that want to watch the playoffs with me tho.
 
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Alex

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Maybe being in the division of the Bungles and Browns has also artificially inflated another team's stats....maybe the Browns can save their asses lol!

Hey, the Bengals have been good for half the 2010s. Playoff record be damned, they've been a scary team in the regular season.
 
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Dioblaire

And now my Watch has ended...
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For the first time since '71 and '72, Denver has back to back losing seasons. And now they have more losing seasons (9) than SB appearences (8) since Pat Bowlen bought the team.

FUCK VANCE JOSEPH!
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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I just realized that the browns might finish the season with a winning record. If they beat the Ravens next week 8-7-1 will be their record for the year.

And steelers are outside looking in for playoffs, they need to win and they are in if ravens win and the titans and colt tie. (they are playing each other) no tie then:

If ravens lose and steelers win then steelers are the 4th seed and win afc north.

A couple people at work were trying to say the Browns need to rest all their starters next week to not risk injury. At least one other guy there agreed with me that it would be a stupid move and they absolutely should go out and try to beat the Ravens with everything they've got. Can't just "lol someone might get hurt so lets just lose on purpose", that'd be the quickest way to send them back to the 1-31 Browns.
 

Merrith

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I guarantee the Browns aren't resting anybody and are trying to win that game. I don't think they will, but it's something worth going for, a winning record.
 
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Ambiturner

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A couple people at work were trying to say the Browns need to rest all their starters next week to not risk injury. At least one other guy there agreed with me that it would be a stupid move and they absolutely should go out and try to beat the Ravens with everything they've got. Can't just "lol someone might get hurt so lets just lose on purpose", that'd be the quickest way to send them back to the 1-31 Browns.

Why would a non-playoff team be worried about injuries in week 17?
 
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jooka

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Williams has said they are going to treat the game against the Ravens as a playoff game for themselves.
 

Regime

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So if we beat raiders we play Chargers? By this point we deserve each other. We’ll lose to the pats either through a interception followed by rivers face or mahomes interception followed by A hienz ketchup sponsorship and fortnite with Ninja.
 

Chanur

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So if we beat raiders we play Chargers? By this point we deserve each other. We’ll lose to the pats either through a interception followed by rivers face or mahomes interception followed by A hienz ketchup sponsorship and fortnite with Ninja.

The 1 seed will get the winner of the 4th and 5th seed. So assuming Chiefs beat the Raiders they will get either Chargers, Colts, or Titans if I understand this correctly.
 

yamikazo

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Thought there were rule changes? The 1 seed plays the lowest seed. So if #6 beats #3, #1 plays #6.

No longer a traditional bracket of #1 getting a 1st-round bye and playing winner of #4-vs-#5.