NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!

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Jozu

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This can start to become a certain type of commodity in the NFL.

*Secures tin foil hat firmly on head*

What if high level consultants created a front company that really just cultivated young attractive women who are willing to sabotage a stars life for pay?

They would give them 20k, then send them in and attempt to coerce the attention of the target, and then infiltrate his social circle. With a little effort, she can just get to 2nd base with him behind closed doors and use that to file a civil suit for big money. All she has to do is create a flimsy narrative and cry rape.

If it doesnt work out she made 20k and got to hang out with an NFL star. If it does it's a win win, she makes a ton more money and the company would take a percentage.

It could almost work like a communist social experiment of sorts, where players like Antonio Brown become ripe to extort. The more bizzare/unruly/distasteful their behavior gets the more likely they end up a target.

Maybe this already happens?
 
hory

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Just be smart, but I think thats beyond most of them. Look at Kraft, if those Asians in that massage parlor had half a brain they would be billionaires
 
Gavinmad

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hory said:
if those Asians in that massage parlor had half a brain
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Most of those places are either "respectable" businesses, or already up to their necks in crime with the human trafficking and don't need a higher profile.
 
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zzeris

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Jozu said:
This can start to become a certain type of commodity in the NFL.

*Secures tin foil hat firmly on head*

What if high level consultants created a front company that really just cultivated young attractive women who are willing to sabotage a stars life for pay?

They would give them 20k, then send them in and attempt to coerce the attention of the target, and then infiltrate his social circle. With a little effort, she can just get to 2nd base with him behind closed doors and use that to file a civil suit for big money. All she has to do is create a flimsy narrative and cry rape.

If it doesnt work out she made 20k and got to hang out with an NFL star. If it does it's a win win, she makes a ton more money and the company would take a percentage.

It could almost work like a communist social experiment of sorts, where players like Antonio Brown become ripe to extort. The more bizzare/unruly/distasteful their behavior gets the more likely they end up a target.

Maybe this already happens?
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Don't make me send Wilford Brimley out on your ass, Jozu. The Firm's secrets are your secrets!

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Brahma

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Patriots press conference was funny. Not a single football question asked of BB. Just all AB questions. (Most were legit questions) He walks off after a couple minutes without answering a single one. The one I wanted him to ask. Did you know about this prior to signing him?
 
jooka

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Jozu said:
Looool.

NFL not gonna suspend him. If they do I will be surprised. The timing is too absurd.
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profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

Report: NFL to "give serious consideration" to putting Antonio Brown on exempt list

A statement from the Patriots indicated that the NFL will be investigating the allegations of rape and sexual assault levied in a lawsuit filed against wide receiver Antonio Brown on Tuesday.
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I'll be surprised if they do. They could also still suspend him for his shit in Oakland as well, especially for threatening Mike Mayock. I imagine there are 31 teams lobbying for that right now.
 
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Jozu

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They didnt know. That's why the timing is so sus.

I mean...cmon...she comes forward on the eve of his first start with a new club, on the heels of him salvaging his pay day?

It just stinks, doesnt feel genuine. Why ask for 75k? Lol.
 
Fyff

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He admitted to it in those fucking God awful emails so it is 100 percent true. The question is not if he will get suspended but for how long.
 
Ambiturner

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Fyff said:
He admitted to it in those fucking God awful emails so it is 100 percent true. The question is not if he will get suspended but for how long.
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Admitting to jizzing on someone's back is not the same as admitting to rape.

Pretty sure there's no clause in the CBA against that
 
Jozu

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Yea all he admitted was he wet her back.

I guess he also said something like why did you make it seem like I raped you? Which, again is not admitting he did rape her.

Doesnt look good either way, but I doubt they put him on exempt list, unless more comes out.
 
jooka

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His previous behavior is going to factor into the decision, which when looking at the whole of it I could see them doing it. This is Rodger Goodell 's world he is dealing with.
 
Grim1

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If AB was still on the Raider's roster, everyone would believe the accuser.

Fuck AB. Dodged a bullet and let it hit the Patriots. SCORE!
 
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Rod-138

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This explains why he had to leave the Steelers. big ben + AB would be too many rapists on 1 squad.
 
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Sadre Spinegnawer

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I don't log on for a day, and suddenly AB appears to be even more of a train wreck than he already was.

Suck it, Belecheck
 
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Fyff

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He clearly admits to raping her. His defense is she didn't immediately run away so she must have liked it. That's the kind of shit rapists say because they don't understand emotional trauma. That's the kind of shit serial abusers say to the cops about their dead wives. He is guilty as fuck. She clearly isn't a gold digger. She is getting back at him the best way she can, removing him from his job.

I should probably back off. The guys who don't think he raped that girl are the same who think Kraft did nothing wrong.
 
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DickTrickle

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Maybe your retard translator was off when reading those emails but I don't see any admission of rape. Even his stuff about jerking off on her back reads like either like not taking her seriously or doing it in the bed (which isn't what she said).
 
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Gavinmad

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Fyff said:
He clearly admits to raping her. His defense is she didn't immediately run away so she must have liked it. That's the kind of shit rapists say because they don't understand emotional trauma. That's the kind of shit serial abusers say to the cops about their dead wives. He is guilty as fuck. She clearly isn't a gold digger. She is getting back at him the best way she can, removing him from his job.

I should probably back off. The guys who don't think he raped that girl are the same who think Kraft did nothing wrong.
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You're a delusional retard and Kraft did nothing wrong.
 
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