NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!

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This can start to become a certain type of commodity in the NFL.

*Secures tin foil hat firmly on head*

What if high level consultants created a front company that really just cultivated young attractive women who are willing to sabotage a stars life for pay?

They would give them 20k, then send them in and attempt to coerce the attention of the target, and then infiltrate his social circle. With a little effort, she can just get to 2nd base with him behind closed doors and use that to file a civil suit for big money. All she has to do is create a flimsy narrative and cry rape.

If it doesnt work out she made 20k and got to hang out with an NFL star. If it does it's a win win, she makes a ton more money and the company would take a percentage.

It could almost work like a communist social experiment of sorts, where players like Antonio Brown become ripe to extort. The more bizzare/unruly/distasteful their behavior gets the more likely they end up a target.

Maybe this already happens?

Of course this happens. Did you know that the right honorable Minister Farrakhan was discovered with a white woman in 1954? Farrakhan thought his life was over, but the team that had caught him just said thank you, we will be in touch.

Years later Farrakhan, who was studying to be a Dentist, got a visit one night. Next thing you know he is the leader of something called the Nation of Islam. He was told, he does not cooperate, they would take a simple razor blade to his scrotum.

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Chanur

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For fucks sake. 2 years in a row with out Henry basically. Thats the 3rd serious injury to a star player on the team this year.
 
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Brahma

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For fucks sake. 2 years in a row with out Henry basically. Thats the 3rd serious injury to a star player on the team this year.

Least they aint the Jets.

All three stars out potentially for the offense?

 
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Anyone got an over-under on Browns penalty yards this Monday Night?

I will go for a +5 a) because it's the Jets and b) they are all programmed to play in Nintendo mode because of the total fiasco last week.

I'm guessing Browns will win, but also that it will be one of the most boring MNF's ever.

Fuck the fuckin Browns. Making me suffer FOR NO GOOD REASON
 

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I was expecting a rather even game but with the whole Jets offense being dead it should be a slaughter. Should.

Which means the Jets will win because Browns
 
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Gavinmad

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Ejections really aren't strong enough for this kind of shit. Kicking/stomping on people should be like a 4-6 game suspension at minimum.
 
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Chanur

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I don't watch a lot of NFL network but I love the Around the NFL Podcast. Colleen Wolfe is on there as a guest occasionally. She used to be on the podcast. She is hot as fuck though and pretty funny on the podcast. Saw her stalling during the rain out.
 
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