NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Merrith
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I will say I think Mahomes should be #1, #2 at worst if they really wanted to weigh Lamar's regular season last year. The year Mahomes won MVP didn't Donald have 20 sacks that year? As an interior D lineman? I could understand the players going nuts over that.
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Gankak
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Not only stupid as fuck... and I know this is going to be a shock to hear, have no bearing on the season at all. These lists are created to give idiots like Stephen A, Skip Bayless and Shannon Sharpe a job
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Vanderhoof
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Antonio Brown suspended 8 games.
I truly do not get it. If I had "problems" (and I do!) and I had money, I would get together a topgun team of therapists, physicists, neurosurgeons, professional bouncers, experts at using a tranquilizer gun, whatever, and say to them, "I have these problems. I am retarded. Your job is, make sure I do not fuck up my life, and maybe help me not be retarded." I would write the checks, sign the forms, and then I would go on with my business, freed from the burden that I am so fucking goddam retarded I can ruin my life in a heartbeat.
Like, if I had a problem with drunk driving, and I had money, I would hire a fucking 24 hour on-call driver and retard supervisor, and sign over release forms giving the driver/retard supervisor guardian rights to taze my pathetic ass if I try to drive drunk. Boom. Problem solved, back to my happy life as the Archbishop of Canterbury, or doorman at the Waldorf, or whatever is my gig that life.
I'm not satisfied with the simple answer: but that is how retarded they are. That answer is not sufficient, because too many people have to turn a blind eye. These people are walking ATM machines to entire organizations. Someone could step up. But no one does? How do these trainwrecks even happen? (I can understand Manziel, because he sucked at adult football so who cares if he pisses away his chance. I mean talented retards.)
I'd like to meet someone like an Antonio Brown, or for a real throwback, a Maurice Clarett. Why? I would want to know.
I am fairly sure I don't want to know what was going on inside Aaron Hernandez's head, though. I'll pass on having him in my fantasy psycho league.
I truly do not get it. If I had "problems" (and I do!) and I had money, I would get together a topgun team of therapists, physicists, neurosurgeons, professional bouncers, experts at using a tranquilizer gun, whatever, and say to them, "I have these problems. I am retarded. Your job is, make sure I do not fuck up my life, and maybe help me not be retarded." I would write the checks, sign the forms, and then I would go on with my business, freed from the burden that I am so fucking goddam retarded I can ruin my life in a heartbeat.
Like, if I had a problem with drunk driving, and I had money, I would hire a fucking 24 hour on-call driver and retard supervisor, and sign over release forms giving the driver/retard supervisor guardian rights to taze my pathetic ass if I try to drive drunk. Boom. Problem solved, back to my happy life as the Archbishop of Canterbury, or doorman at the Waldorf, or whatever is my gig that life.
I'm not satisfied with the simple answer: but that is how retarded they are. That answer is not sufficient, because too many people have to turn a blind eye. These people are walking ATM machines to entire organizations. Someone could step up. But no one does? How do these trainwrecks even happen? (I can understand Manziel, because he sucked at adult football so who cares if he pisses away his chance. I mean talented retards.)
I'd like to meet someone like an Antonio Brown, or for a real throwback, a Maurice Clarett. Why? I would want to know.
I am fairly sure I don't want to know what was going on inside Aaron Hernandez's head, though. I'll pass on having him in my fantasy psycho league.
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jooka
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Brown isn't going to appeal the suspension and the 8 weeks will tick away regardless if he is on a team or not. So he could play in week 9 if there is a week 9. This suspension doesn't include the sexual assault and rape civil suit so pending on that outcome he could be looking at a lot more time.
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Ritley
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I mean if you can’t go get some chicken wings and tittys in your face is it even worth making millions to play a game?
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Rod-138
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Sadre are you too old to remember Starter jackets being cool? Maybe kids at your school were into Jordans or Doc Martins or some other fashion that all the cool kids had to have?
that’s what it’s like being Antonio Brown, except you have the money to buy all the stuff. You’re always trying to be the cool kid and you do things that you think the cool kid would do. Does that make him retarded? Yeah pretty much is the short answer
long one is he’s locked in an adolescent mind with an adult body and bank account
he’s just not well rounded my dude
that’s what it’s like being Antonio Brown, except you have the money to buy all the stuff. You’re always trying to be the cool kid and you do things that you think the cool kid would do. Does that make him retarded? Yeah pretty much is the short answer
long one is he’s locked in an adolescent mind with an adult body and bank account
he’s just not well rounded my dude
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Brahma
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Disagree man. To me it's just about fun. Where does the player you admire/cheer for rank in other people's minds. Then the discussions afterwards. Something to talk about when the actual sport isn't in play.
Merrith
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Yeah it's always better when it's something voted on by the players versus media, too. Like how the NHL has Hart Trophy for MVP but also the Ted Lindsay award which is given to the Most Outstanding player voted on by the players...doesn't always go to the same guy, obviously
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Isn't that Brit Brit's deal too? She is still under guardianship of her dad I think. Smart parents of these athletically gifted people with the brains of toddlers should start realizing, they need to demand guardianship of their kid's entire career and access to resources. Like look at Manziel. His dad knew full well his kid was an idiot. Should have taken little Johnny to court, put him on the stand. The case would be over in 5 minutes. Guardianship granted.
Vanderhoof
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jooka
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NFL pushes for shorter opt-out window
The NFL and NFL Players Agreement have agreed that players will have seven days from the signing of the official revision to the Collective Bargaining Agreement to decide whether to opt out of the 2020 season.
profootballtalk.nbcsports.com
NFL certainly underestimated how many would opt-out.
jooka
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