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Hoss

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Wtf was that onside kick? It was so bad it was good.

Yup and it'll probably never work again ... or will it?

correct me if im wrong but the receiving team can fall on the ball at any time right?

Yes. But as soon as they touch it, it can be recovered by the kicking team. Otherwise it has to go 10 yards. So if you don't think it will make it 10 yards, it's better to not touch it. That was the beauty of that kick. It didn't look like it had the juice to make it. I bet that kick doesn't make it on real grass. It also had a hell of a lot of spin which means that if the receiving team did rush up to try and field it early, there was a chance it would bounce out of their hands.
 

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I don’t care if it was against two shit teams. I don’t care if it’s the 13 beers talking. Josh HammerCock Allen is the truth.
 
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Chanur

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This keeps up and we wont have any safties left. Thats like our 3rd one.
 
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Gavinmad

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Yes. But as soon as they touch it, it can be recovered by the kicking team. Otherwise it has to go 10 yards. So if you don't think it will make it 10 yards, it's better to not touch it. That was the beauty of that kick. It didn't look like it had the juice to make it. I bet that kick doesn't make it on real grass. It also had a hell of a lot of spin which means that if the receiving team did rush up to try and field it early, there was a chance it would bounce out of their hands.

Right but that ball was moving so slow it's easy to just fall on it instead of letting the cowboys set up a fucking gangbang at the 10 yard spot.
 
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Denamian

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It's nice to be drinking happily during a chargers game instead of to drown my sorrows.
 
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Chanur

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Rookie move there. He threw into double coverage instead of just grabbing the first down with his legs.
 
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