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Sterling

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Chargers traded Okung for a guard from Carolina. So we currently have no tackles. Guess we are drafting some.
Seems like there's going to be a run on them in the back half of the top 10, but who knows.
 
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Daezuel

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jooka

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Didn't Okung basically not play last year? Might of been best time to get value
 

Chanur

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Didn't Okung basically not play last year? Might of been best time to get value

Yeah he had a freak injury though, like a lung blood clot. He also had 13.5 mil coming and was our best lineman. He forced his way out I think. He see's the writing on the wall.
 

Fight

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Here is where everyone lands:

Tom Brady- Patriots
Dak Prescott- Cowboys
Philip Rivers- Colts
Cam Newton- Bears
Andy Dalton- Raiders
Jameis Winston- Bucs
Ryan Tannehill- Titans
Teddy Bridgewater- Chargers
 
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uncognito

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I wonder what drugs count as performance enhancing. And will now be allowed. Might be fun to see a bunch of meth'ed out players chase each other around for a game or two.

Maybe Sam Darnorld was just ahead of his time and actually ate some mushrooms when he saw those ghosts.
 
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Chanur

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Here is where everyone lands:

Tom Brady- Patriots
Dak Prescott- Cowboys
Philip Rivers- Colts
Cam Newton- Bears
Andy Dalton- Raiders
Jameis Winston- Bucs
Ryan Tannehill- Titans
Teddy Bridgewater- Chargers
I think this is all pretty likely except the last one. Im not sure Teddy is a big upgrade over Tyrod.
 

jooka

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I can't see Raiders going for Dalton, unless it is a #2 spot with minimal pay. That's just replacing Carr with an older version at best.
 
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Nester

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I think this is all pretty likely except the last one. Im not sure Teddy is a big upgrade over Tyrod.


As a bills fan who cheered for Tyrod for 4 years. I would take Teddy over him in a heartbeat. As a chargers fan, no thanks to both. Draft a young buck at #6 (love, Fromm, or Herbert)
 
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Gavinmad

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I feel like if Bridgewater is smart he'll stay as backup for the Saints for less money rather than go start for someone else.
 
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Chanur

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As a bills fan who cheered for Tyrod for 4 years. I would take Teddy over him in a heartbeat. As a chargers fan, no thanks to both. Draft a young buck at #6 (love, Fromm, or Herbert)
I don't think we will draft a QB. I really worry they think Taylor can lead them with the offense Lynn wants. Im bracing for 2 years of mediocrity to garbage, but not garbage enough to get a top 3 pick.

We just had our first FA trade/aquisition since 2017. I dont see how we can get a QB with the offensive line we have currently. Sure hope I am wrong. I would rather see Tua or Love than try to ride a QB with a wild card as a ceiling.
 

Nester

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Could trade back to 10th -14th and try and pick up one of the three first round bound LTs.
With so many FA QBs Love or Fromm might drop to 2nd round.
 

BrutulTM

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Mock drafts are pretty dumb.

The only thing that's worse than mock drafts is after the draft when all the same people who were doing the mock drafts give the teams "grades" based on whether they followed their mock drafts or not.
 
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BrutulTM

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I wonder what drugs count as performance enhancing. And will now be allowed. Might be fun to see a bunch of meth'ed out players chase each other around for a game or two.

Maybe Sam Darnorld was just ahead of his time and actually ate some mushrooms when he saw those ghosts.


Andre Agassi was on crystal meth during part of his career. I heard an interview with him once and the interviewer asked if it was a performance enhancer. He said no, it was a huge performance reducer.
 

McShrimp

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The only thing that's worse than mock drafts is after the draft when all the same people who were doing the mock drafts give the teams "grades" based on whether they followed their mock drafts or not.
Are we at the point yet of some sort of fantasy mock draft? i.e. you pick which mock draft you like the best, and then however close it is to reality, you get points.

I'm sure people bet on stupider things...
 
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Unidin

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Here is where everyone lands:

Tom Brady- Patriots
Dak Prescott- Cowboys
Philip Rivers- Colts
Cam Newton- Bears
Andy Dalton- Raiders
Jameis Winston- Bucs
Ryan Tannehill- Titans
Teddy Bridgewater- Chargers

The Bears don't pick until 46 and 49 and have a ton of needs. Cam Newton is under contract for another year so they'd have to trade for him. The Bears won't end up with him.
 

Chanur

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Could trade back to 10th -14th and try and pick up one of the three first round bound LTs.
With so many FA QBs Love or Fromm might drop to 2nd round.
That would really make sense but we have been completely unable to develop offensive line talent. So many picks since 2012 are no longer in the league.
 

Alex

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I think Dalton to the Bears makes the most sense.
 
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