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If Houston had it, they'd probably wind up picking a punter addicted to heroine or a deep snapper who beats other people's children.
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If Houston had it, they'd probably wind up picking a punter addicted to heroine or a deep snapper who beats other people's children.
Muurloen
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Hoss
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Not sure if you quoted before my edit or if you're quibbling over the name deep snapper.
Alex
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No one says deep snapper. That sounds like some species of turtle.
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Hoss
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It's what they call your mom at down at the Fisherman's Wharf.
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DickTrickle
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It's not like jalen hurts was tearing shit up before they took him out... Many other starters remained in, too. I say the hubbub about this is overblown.
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That right there puts it in perspective. It is strange being a fan of a team that is stuck like that. Miami fans in their 20's have no memory of a killer QB in a Dolphin helmet. I grew up assuming Miami always has someone like Griese or Marino.
And this game demands a high-performance qb. Well, good luck Miami. Good luck, Washington. Just pray you don't have owners that insist you first-pick whoever the next Johnny Football is, like happened w/ the Browns. That was just humiliating. Fucking Haslans.
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Sterling
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Tim Couch was totally defendable. Most teams would have taken him in that spot. The Quinn, Wheedon, Manziel picks were all head scratching. Most people had Darnold ahead of Mayfield too, but at least you can understand that one a little. Those other 3 were wild and generally involved trading multiple picks to move up for. And it all goes along with a string of mediocre to bad coaches, which I can relate to. Miami goes from Shula and Jimmy Johnson to eventually a string of garbage like Gase and Sparono.
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Merrith
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He wasn't...but frankly they could have signed Dwayne Haskins and brought him in for a better chance at winning than the one they actually brought in. The entire 4th quarter of the game was such a clusterfuck of bad football from both teams.
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Lynn was the driving force in pushing Rivers out for Taylor. He also made a ton of stupid coaching decisions that cost us games. I was never a big fan of the hire but the first year the team played hard for him. We only won 2 divisional games in the last 2 years. We finished right where I said we would 5-8 wins, when he thought we were a superbowl contender.
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Sterling
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Well the playcalling thing can be fixed somewhat by giving that particular job to a coordinator or something if he's good at the other stuff.
Chanur
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Sterling
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Fair enough. I'm not suggesting he's a good fit, just saying that there's plenty of head coaches that don't call plays. If you can manage the team and give it general direction it can still work well.
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Chanur
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jooka
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John Elway giving up G.M. title, remains head of football operations
The Broncos are in the market for a General Manager.
profootballtalk.nbcsports.com
must finally want a good QB
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Merrith
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