NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

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Jozu

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TJ Watt should have definitely won Defensive MVP.

He had better numbers than Donald and played 1 less game.
 
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Sterling

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They play totally different positions and Donald spends more time being double teamed than anyone in the league. Watt is good, Donald is a generational monster.
 
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Jozu

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Yeah he is constantly double teamed.

I wonder if people will have voter fatigue with Donald next year if no other player steps up and really out performs him.
 
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Phazael

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God damned, man, who hurt you?

You sound like some kid having a meltdown while playing Counterstrike
He is a Steelers fan. They get butthurt if you remind anyone about Rape Ape's antics or Tomlin tripping someone. Its going to be worse now that they are about to go into decline.

But he is right, the Mahomes dick gargling has been ridiculous. He is talented, but at the end of the day he has a single SB win in a consistently weak division (the only Brady comparison I would personally make). It is a little early to bust out the anointing oils on the kid. We are going to find out a lot next year when the Superbowl loss hangover hits full force.
 
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Alex

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at the end of the day he has a single SB win in a consistently weak division

I mean... he's only played three years and he's been to the Super Bowl twice. You phrase this like he's been around 10 years.
 
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Erronius

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He is a Steelers fan. They get butthurt if you remind anyone about Rape Ape's antics or Tomlin tripping someone. Its going to be worse now that they are about to go into decline.

But he is right, the Mahomes dick gargling has been ridiculous. He is talented, but at the end of the day he has a single SB win in a consistently weak division (the only Brady comparison I would personally make). It is a little early to bust out the anointing oils on the kid. We are going to find out a lot next year when the Superbowl loss hangover hits full force.

Honestly, I think the dick gargling has mostly been the media trying to weave some sort of narrative. And what are KC fans gonna say to that kind of hyperbole, LOL? Argue with the media that our first QB in years that is actually talented, and not recycled from another team, isn't as good as the media says he is?
 
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zzeris

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He is a Steelers fan. They get butthurt if you remind anyone about Rape Ape's antics or Tomlin tripping someone. Its going to be worse now that they are about to go into decline.

But he is right, the Mahomes dick gargling has been ridiculous. He is talented, but at the end of the day he has a single SB win in a consistently weak division (the only Brady comparison I would personally make). It is a little early to bust out the anointing oils on the kid. We are going to find out a lot next year when the Superbowl loss hangover hits full force.

I gotta give Mahomes some credit though. He doesn't look broken after that ass beating like Cam was in 2016.
 
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Alex

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What the fuck happened to a mans man playing QB?

The pic of Len Dawson huffing a Winston on the sidelines during halftime was a perfect example of it. Joe Cool. Roger Staubach.

Now? We got grown men signal callers tongue kissing their own children, league MVPs being secretly gay whilst promoting a fictitious heterosexual relationship that doesnt exist. The best player in the league having his fucking ditz chickenhead girlfriend speak for him. I dont have to post a video of Baker Mayfield "dabbin' on em" do I?

The continuous progression left in the media and entertainment is going to pussify an entire generation of young men, if it hasnt happened already.

They can't all be smoking cigars like Joe Burrow.
 

Phazael

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I mean... he's only played three years and he's been to the Super Bowl twice. You phrase this like he's been around 10 years.
Mind you I hate all things Roidhawk, but Russel Wilson went to two SBs early in his career, too. And no one in the media was lining up to go nose to pubes on him like they do with Mahomes. Some of it is certainly politics, though. But you don't start calling the guy better than Brady three years into his career, either.
 
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Sterling

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Wilson early in his career was mostly carried by lynch and the defense. Mahomes has had a very different first 3 seasons than Wilson. That being said, it's way too early for any of that shit. He could end up winning 2 SBs and losing 2 or 3 and people will think he's some kind of failure which is straight retarded.
 

Phazael

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If he sputters after this it is probably going to be mostly due to poor coaching and/or cap issues causing shrinking talent around him. Basically same road Favre and Rodgers went down.
 
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zzeris

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Mind you I hate all things Roidhawk, but Russel Wilson went to two SBs early in his career, too. And no one in the media was lining up to go nose to pubes on him like they do with Mahomes. Some of it is certainly politics, though. But you don't start calling the guy better than Brady three years into his career, either.

Brady won 3 SB in his first 4 years and while people sucked him off for that, it is the best accomplishment a young QB's going to ever have. You don't go ahead and crown a new player the best ever with Brady and Rodgers still playing at the levels they are. It's disrespectful as hell and a good reason for me to ignore 'media experts'.
 
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Erronius

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He is a Steelers fan. They get butthurt if you remind anyone about Rape Ape's antics or Tomlin tripping someone. Its going to be worse now that they are about to go into decline.
Another thing...I honestly don't get why there's fans out there that seem to get honestly upset about players on other teams.

I most definitely never got upset about Rapelisberger, LOL. But that's a funny fucking name. And I don't even know how that turned out. Guilty? Innocent? I don't even fucking know; I'd have to Google it. But I don't know anyone outside of Pittsburgh who was ever like OH MY GOD YOU FUCKS GET RID OF THAT RAPIST either.

Ball-busting is one thing, but people seem legit upset, LOL.

Like with the Tyreek thing. I don't know if anyone outside of KC remembers, but when the first local station put out that highly-edited clip (KCTV5) that made Tyreek sound even worse, there was really no defense of Tyreek. People were demanding the Chiefs shitcan him. It was like Britt Reid. No defense of the guy...just get rid of him.

Then the NFL and others investigated, turns out there was an 11 minute clip that was edited down to 2, and I think everyone was just like "WTF?". I just wrote it off as your generic white-trash trailerpark domestic bullshit, because who the fuck knows how bad things were at this point?

But then you get random fans hundreds of miles away ranting about it like someone kicked their dog. Like...just wow, I guess?
 
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Alex

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Another thing...I honestly don't get why there's fans out there that seem to get honestly upset about players on other teams.

I most definitely never got upset about Rapelisberger, LOL. But that's a funny fucking name. And I don't even know how that turned out. Guilty? Innocent? I don't even fucking know; I'd have to Google it. But I don't know anyone outside of Pittsburgh who was ever like OH MY GOD YOU FUCKS GET RID OF THAT RAPIST either.

Ball-busting is one thing, but people seem legit upset, LOL.

Like with the Tyreek thing. I don't know if anyone outside of KC remembers, but when the first local station put out that highly-edited clip (KCTV5) that made Tyreek sound even worse, there was really no defense of Tyreek. People were demanding the Chiefs shitcan him. It was like Britt Reid. No defense of the guy...just get rid of him.

Then the NFL and others investigated, turns out there was an 11 minute clip that was edited down to 2, and I think everyone was just like "WTF?". I just wrote it off as your generic white-trash trailerpark domestic bullshit, because who the fuck knows how bad things were at this point?

But then you get random fans hundreds of miles away ranting about it like someone kicked their dog. Like...just wow, I guess?

You're not like most sports fans.
 
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Szeth

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TJ Watt should have definitely won Defensive MVP.

He had better numbers than Donald and played 1 less game.
Donald also had the most qb pressures in the league. Over 100. Second was Shaq Barrett and after that it drops off by about 20.
 
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Genjiro

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God damned, man, who hurt you?

You sound like some kid having a meltdown while playing Counterstrike
Oh sorry dad.

Welcome to NFL threads on the internet and FoH I guess?

Shit talking is what we have been doing here for oh, a decade or longer. I can't even remember that far back. Granted most of the diehards are gone that gave this place life like Sutekh, Famm, Edko, Grimmlokk, Twobit, Adam12 etc. And literally every person shit talking Cathan. Pour one out for the homies. /rip

Browns fans cheer the deaths of people in Pittsburgh on some of their forums. Fan = fanatic.

P.S. I hope Tyreek Hill gets covid and kills Andy Reid
 
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BrutulTM

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every god damn year



Find an American football team anywhere in the world that can even play competitively with any NFL team and then maybe you can contest the "World Champs" assertion.
 
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BrutulTM

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The thing about "Now when Mahomes gets his 7th superbowl win Brady will have the tie breaker!!!" was over the top silly, but Mahomes is unbelievable and you can't deny it if you watch him play. He's the best I've seen since Aaron Rodgers.
 
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Genjiro

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He seems like some scamming Nigerian shitlord and just a quick scroll through and he's got posts about soccerfags not playing due to "mild thigh discomfort". Lol

We should have kept going post WWII and conquered all of those beta male parts of the world.
 
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Burren

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Another thing...I honestly don't get why there's fans out there that seem to get honestly upset about players on other teams.

I most definitely never got upset about Rapelisberger, LOL. But that's a funny fucking name. And I don't even know how that turned out. Guilty? Innocent? I don't even fucking know; I'd have to Google it. But I don't know anyone outside of Pittsburgh who was ever like OH MY GOD YOU FUCKS GET RID OF THAT RAPIST either.

Ball-busting is one thing, but people seem legit upset, LOL.

Like with the Tyreek thing. I don't know if anyone outside of KC remembers, but when the first local station put out that highly-edited clip (KCTV5) that made Tyreek sound even worse, there was really no defense of Tyreek. People were demanding the Chiefs shitcan him. It was like Britt Reid. No defense of the guy...just get rid of him.

Then the NFL and others investigated, turns out there was an 11 minute clip that was edited down to 2, and I think everyone was just like "WTF?". I just wrote it off as your generic white-trash trailerpark domestic bullshit, because who the fuck knows how bad things were at this point?

But then you get random fans hundreds of miles away ranting about it like someone kicked their dog. Like...just wow, I guess?

Americans, on the whole, aren't intelligent. I know, big surprise.
 
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