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Sterling

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Had the Sirius NFL channel on coming home from work, they said the league also pads it out intentionally to run videos n shit.
Yeah, Redskins turned in their pick almost immediately, but they kept going on with their Burrow coverage.
 

zzeris

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well you use the clock because you never know if someone wants to give you a hershel walker deal for the pick.

That makes more sense if the only team willing and able to do that wasn't already rebuffed. Do you seriously think they didn't have any idea what was going to happen this late in the process? I'm glad you think a deal that only happened once almost 30 years ago couldn't be worked before the last 5 minutes of their pick.....
 
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Sterling

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That makes more sense if the only team willing and able to do that wasn't already rebuffed. Do you seriously think they didn't have any idea what was going to happen this late in the process? I'm glad you think a deal that only happened once almost 30 years ago couldn't be worked before the last 5 minutes of their pick.....
Right, that's why they wouldn't happen high in the draft, but a few picks in unusual things happen.
 

Wombat

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Given that they can't properly evaluate these people, I suppose its not shocking if we don't see people burning extra slots to trade up for crapshoots.
 

zzeris

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It cracks me up a bit that Gettleman is sitting in a room by himself with a mask on.
 
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jooka

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Seemed to go the best it could have for all of the top 5 teams, HOW BORING
 

Merrith

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This is all chalk so far basically, other than debates about who the top OT was for Giants to take.

At this point, maybe Herbert at 6 for Chargers, then Simmons to Panthers at 7, Arizona goes OT, Jags go Derrick Brown (DT), then Cleveland either goes OT or trades down.
 

Slaanesh69

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Interesting that Tua went 5 to Miami. I hope the kid stays healthy, he was fun to watch in college even if it was for Alabama. I did not realize it has been since early 90s since the Bengals won a playoff game. Burrow could make a difference if they give him a line - which they won't. Because they are the Bengals. He has a better chance to get horribly injured than Tua I feel.
 

jooka

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I'm an Oregon homer so ya, but if you scheme to his strengths he will be better than most think he will.
 
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zzeris

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Chargers fans already by pick#6

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Chanur

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I'm an Oregon homer so ya, but if you scheme to his strengths he will be better than most think he will.
I hope you are right but the reason Rivers isnt there is because he didn't fit the coaches "scheme". Leaves me with little hope they play to his strengths.

I really hope he proves me wrong and is great.

The one stat that would terrify me if I’m considering draft Justin Herbert or Jordan Love is this…

% of uncatchably off-target throws targeting when an OPEN receiver 5-18 yards downfield in 2019:

Tua 4.3%
Hurts 5.0%
Burrow 5.1%
Love 14.1%
Herbert 18.1%

— Mike Renner (@PFF_Mike
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jooka

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I hope you are right but the reason Rivers isnt there is because he didn't fit the coaches "scheme". Leaves me with little hope they play to his strengths.


Having a head coach who won't scheme to the strengths of the players, you have way bigger problems going on.
 
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