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Utnayan

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So everyone owns a 65"+ TV to play on or watch games? Never heard someone argue for less options. You need to get out more.

Lol wow. Really? Options mean that you play the lowest common denominator console with the worst experience years after the games were released in the first place. Jesus Christ are you fucked in the head.

Come on everyone lets buy a switch so we can play all the games we already played in better systems at half the resolution and frames for double the price. Yeeehaaaawwww. Let's go to Walmart! We can plug this son of a bitch into a 24" black and white via svideo because shit that's an "option"!
 
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Just because there are options doesn't make them good

You can have dog shit, horse shit, human feces or blue cheese on your pizza but you must choose 2! OPTIONS!
 
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Options mean that you play the lowest common denominator console with the worst experience years after the games were released in the first place.

For a higher price. Don't forget the higher price.

Edit -- didn't read your rant far enough, you had that covered. Shouldn't have doubted you.
 
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Lol wow. Really? Options mean that you play the lowest common denominator console with the worst experience years after the games were released in the first place. Jesus Christ are you fucked in the head.

Come on everyone lets buy a switch so we can play all the games we already played in better systems at half the resolution and frames for double the price. Yeeehaaaawwww. Let's go to Walmart! We can plug this son of a bitch into a 24" black and white via svideo because shit that's an "option"!
not sure you know what options are. Some people like pineapple on pizza, others think it is a sin. If the options suck, vote with you wallet, not with useless arguments. I doubt you can argue more options, even for older games (portable doom isn't that bad if you have hours to travel or not in front of home console) or the robust NES or SNES library that is bound to come eventually. I would love to have all that on a portable, I.e. More options.
 

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At this point I'm starting to think Crisco is deliberately triggering Ut.

And rofl at the "robust NES or SNES library that is bound to come eventually". Yeah, looks like Nintendo is making more money by selling rasperry pi with emulators pre-installed, so you can forget about the Virtual Console for now.
 
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not sure you know what options are. Some people like pineapple on pizza, others think it is a sin. If the options suck, vote with you wallet, not with useless arguments. I doubt you can argue more options, even for older games (portable doom isn't that bad if you have hours to travel or not in front of home console) or the robust NES or SNES library that is bound to come eventually. I would love to have all that on a portable, I.e. More options.

"Bound to come eventually"

"Hi guys we're releasing $80 additional consoles with emulators packaged on them, no idea when we'll be able to get to the Switch VC!"

"Also, make sure to charge your phone for voice comms!"

Come the fuck on
 
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Crisco

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"Bound to come eventually"

"Hi guys we're releasing $80 additional consoles with emulators packaged on them, no idea when we'll be able to get to the Switch VC!"

"Also, make sure to charge your phone for voice comms!"

Come the fuck on
So you are saying they haven't resold the same crap on VC over and over again? Not saying its right, but you have to assume they will try to sell the same old games at $5 a pop on the new console as they have for the past 2 generations. Hopefully they get their shit together and make proper online accounts but you are stupid if you don't think they wont try to sell it again to people willing to buy it for the n'th time.

It seems they may be pulling their heads out their ass a bit this gen and moving towards doing the right thing, but time will tell. I want to be optimistic and think they will, as they haven't shit the bed this gen just yet.
 

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May

Eventually

Coming soon

Anticipated

Possible

Likely in an update
 
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Can't believe how many people pay premium prices for jacked up colored shit. Save the $5 and get the normal controller.
 
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Siliconemelons

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Everyone that buys a nes or snes classic knows exactly what they are buying and know exactly the silly premium they are paying for it.

It's a Nintendo product that everyone wants and they are willing to pay for it.

It may buffer the poor sales of the switch and wiiu and allow Nintendo to keep on... that is good, maybe.
 
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I still have ONE game for this system. Haven't seen anything else beyond Zelda that interests me on it.
 
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Malkav

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Yeah, got suckered by the Zelda hype, also bought Mario Kart, but seriously considering selling mine right now.
 
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Are there any big Nintendo franchise titles lined up for the Switch next year? So far I'd be interested in playing Zelda, Mario Rabbids, and Mario Odyssey. If they can get a Donkey Kong, Metroid, Kirby, Yoshi, etc. out in the first half of next year, I might actually consider picking one of these up.
 

Utnayan

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Are there any big Nintendo franchise titles lined up for the Switch next year? So far I'd be interested in playing Zelda, Mario Rabbids, and Mario Odyssey. If they can get a Donkey Kong, Metroid, Kirby, Yoshi, etc. out in the first half of next year, I might actually consider picking one of these up.

Next year you will have a Fire Emblem game.

Supposedly a Yoshi game in 2018. Who knows when.



Everything else is TBA - Pokemon, Shin Megami possibly in 2018 but who knows when, with Metroid now being 2019 at the earliest. - Here is a glorious list.

List of Nintendo Switch games - Wikipedia

You will also be able to play doom in glorious 540p at 27 frames, and I would expect Wolfenstein 2 to be the same after you already buy it for another console and they think you will double dip so you can play it while travelling which 87% of Nintendo switch users don't use anyway :p

Skyrim comes out November 17th in fantastic 720p 30 frames with motion controls and no modding. So that is definitely the definitive version of our favorite re-re-re-re-re-rerelease of Skyrim because you can use a bow and arrow with motion controls.
 
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The GotY has been out since February.

I loved Horizon but it's not going to beat out Zelda BOTW, much less Mario Odyssey - it didn't do anything revolutionary, just did an open world very well and had a great setting/story. That's the way most game journalists/award publications think anyways if they have the option.

Sort of like movie awards. Kind of dumb but it's predictable.
 
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Utnayan

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I loved Zelda but it's not going to beat out Horizon as it didn't do anything revolutionary, just did an open world very well with a nod to the old days and an ability to climb shit with weather effects, a mediocre story, which ended up in some frustrating mechanics throughout the game, and a potion/food crafting system which disguised better than most. That's the way most game journalists/award publications think anyways if they have the option.

Sort of like movie awards. Kind of dumb but it's predictable.

Yeah.