[NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

geffe71_sl

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That damn ship is almost 3 times bigger than Vader's Executor height-wise, and that ship was friggin big. Didnt know they wanted the story to take place in Texaspace
 

Chukzombi

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that ship is megahuge but compared to the star destroyers? the large fin is really only the major addition and they had a bunch of star destroyers. in this universe that ship is not out of the realm of possibility. the empire was huge. the emperor just ran shit. those death stars and star destroyers probably did not come out of his personal bank account. also the rebels are not jedi, they are rebels, the senate likely would not totally be on board with them running the universe when there is a legit organizaion (the empire) that has maintained stability after the end of the Clone Wars.
 

iannis

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It's just reaching the point -- have you ever listened to an 8 year old tell a story? He'll tell a little bit of it and then run out of the idea but he wants to keep talking and then the next big bad guy.. he's BIGGER and BADDER. It's part of the problem with the Thrawn fan-fic. Not that by itself it's such a horrible thing, but compared to what I was hoping for -- I was hoping for something a little bit less dumb, is all. The space ship porn is fine as space ship porn. I could probably fap to that.

Mandated constraints actually improve the work.

All that said, even if it is just juvenille story telling and space-booms -- still better than The Atrocity Trilogy.
 

Burnesto

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The Galaxy Gun and other dumb shit pops up around the same time as that star destroyer. I think Palpatine had been cloned and was having the stuff built. There is a lot of dumb stuff in the EU.
 

geffe71_sl

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that ship is megahuge but compared to the star destroyers? the large fin is really only the major addition and they had a bunch of star destroyers. in this universe that ship is not out of the realm of possibility. the empire was huge. the emperor just ran shit. those death stars and star destroyers probably did not come out of his personal bank account. also the rebels are not jedi, they are rebels, the senate likely would not totally be on board with them running the universe when there is a legit organizaion (the empire) that has maintained stability after the end of the Clone Wars.
To answer that, the money came from Vaders ATM

Robot Chicken: The Emperors Phone Call - YouTube
 

Silence_sl

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It's just reaching the point -- have you ever listened to an 8 year old tell a story? He'll tell a little bit of it and then run out of the idea but he wants to keep talking and then the next big bad guy.. he's BIGGER and BADDER. It's part of the problem with the Thrawn fan-fic. Not that by itself it's such a horrible thing, but compared to what I was hoping for -- I was hoping for something a little bit less dumb, is all. .
You just described Lucas' creative structure to perfection.
 

Royal

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This is a bad thing how? George Lucas has generally always had excellent ideas and concepts, it's just that his writing is shit and none of his underlings could tell him that while he was making the prequels because by that point he was so big he could do whatever he wanted.
In other words by the time of the prequels (some would say even before that) he was so full of himself he had completely lost all motivation and ability to self-edit. No idea was a bad idea if it was his idea. That's one reason why it would be bad.
 

Blakkheim

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Everything we know about the upcoming Star Wars films and games:
http://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/...s-news-rumors/


-The original Star Wars story was envisioned as a nine part film epic split into three trilogies. If the original plan remains, the new trilogy will focus on the next generation of Skywalker children.
-With the Empire fallen, the background would be on rebuilding the Republic.
-The story may be set 30-40 years after Return of the Jedi, partly to match the age of the original actors.
-Lucas has suggested that part of the deal for Lucasfilms included his notes on the remaining trilogy.
-Although it is widely known that the original plan was for nine Star Wars films, Lucas' biographer Dale Pollock claims there are actually 12.
-C-3P0 and R2-D2 are rumored to be in the next three films.
-Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, and Harrison Ford have all reportedly been approached to be in the next trilogy in supporting roles.
-Hamill and Fisher have been spotted working out, and the studio has assigned them each a nutritionist to help get in shape.Neither the studio nor the actors camps' have confirmed any signings though.
-Hamill met with Lucas to discuss the new trilogy, and has said he sees Luke taking on an Obi-Wan Kenobi-like mentor role.
-Ford has shown interest, but has also expressed doubt. He has also said that he is waiting for a script to decide.
-John Williams will be back to score the next trilogy.
-Seven foot tall actors are being sought for a major role in the new film, which likely signifies a return of Chewbacca.
-Actor Saoirse Ronan confirmed that she did audition for a role, but said that "so has everyone."
-Ian McDiarmid may reprise his role as Emperor Palpatine, but in a ghost form, similar to that of Obi-Wan throughout the original trilogy.
-Michael Arndt has left the film, and is no longer attached. J.J. Abrams and Empire Strikes Back screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan will take over. It isn't clear if they will rework Arndt's draft, or start over from scratch (likely still using Lucas' initial ideas).
-In July of 2013, J.J. Abrams was said to be unhappy about the production, including the release date and schedules, which he felt were being rushed. One of his biggest concerns though was the script. Unhappy with Arndt's direction, he wanted to write the screenplay himself, and the studio was the one pushing for Arndt.
-Anonymous sources working on the film claim that Arndt's script was very good, but Abrams' story is completely different, and will even feature different characters.
-A subtitle and casting news are both expected to come before the end of the year.
-Location scouting, production design, casting, and costume design are all well underway.
-Ryan Gosling may be being considered for the role of Luke's son, while Zac Efron may be up for the role of Han Solo's kid. There are said to be several actors up for both roles though, so while both rumors may be true, how serious either the studio or the actors are is the real question.
-Leonardo DiCaprio was said to be a frontrunner, but has passed due to a desire to make a film based on Robotech.
-Episode VII may feature a female Sith antagonist.

Saoirse Ronan (possible skywalker?)
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latheboy

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I will probably see the new movies, probably feel like stabbing something afterwards too.

This is good news if true!
-Leonardo DiCaprio was said to be a frontrunner, but has passed due to a desire to make a film based on Robotech.
 

Chukzombi

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i hope abrams told lucas to fuck off with his ideas. if i ever see that jar jar motherfucker in one frame of the new star wars films im done with this franchise for good.
 

Abefroman

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I will probably see the new movies, probably feel like stabbing something afterwards too.

This is good news if true!
-Leonardo DiCaprio was said to be a frontrunner, but has passed due to a desire to make a film based on Robotech.
O please let this be true.
 

Blakkheim

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i hope abrams told lucas to fuck off with his ideas. if i ever see that jar jar motherfucker in one frame of the new star wars films im done with this franchise for good.
I'm not sure about that. I for one could certainly go for a jar jar cameo x-wing crash into the side of a star destroyer, ala porkins
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Xevy

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Soo... looks like Jaina Solo and Ben Skywalker vs Darth Cadeus? I'm okay with that.