chaos
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i laughed
seriously, we just fucked with people, we didn't actually fuck them. Talked about their mom or whatever.
OH Highscool Football You so Crazy
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seriously, we just fucked with people, we didn't actually fuck them. Talked about their mom or whatever.
Zastlyn
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That's what I'm saying. I've worked with high school football coaches for 7 years man. They're fucking insane. I don't know what's going on in their heads but they live in a different world. Especially around sayerville (I work in a different district a couple of towns over, but it's the same demographic really.)
Arbitrary
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Fire everyone you can if you are the school, sue everyone you can if you are the victims, charge everyone you can if you are the police. I've got absolutely zero tolerance for sexual assaults and bullying masquerading under some absurd "boys will be boys" hazing ritual.
If the coach knew about the anal penetration and did nothing he's in the biggest world of shit since Sandusky, I'd say. I'm shocked it didn't happen after the Florida A&M band member was actually killed by this kind of stupid shit, but the next thing will be zero tolerance hazing policies, at least at the high school level. Zero tolerance is usually a hamfisted way of doing things, but I'm not sure if it's not the best thing to do at this point. When did this get so out of control?
I played rugby when I was younger and it was not gay. In the middle of the night, everyone drunk and leaving the clubhouse to play naked rugby on the pitch. Not gay at all.
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How can you expect to have a cohesive team and win states if you don't hold each other down in the locker room and finger each other to completion? Nothing gay about a state title!
People like you who never had any fun in school is why things suck so much now.
Mist
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I read the story the OP linked the other day and thought it was fucking weird as fuck. I was gonna post about it but I was afraid you guys would call me lame for calling shenanigans on male traditions.
Glad to know everyone else is as horrified as I am. Seriously, what the fuck.
Glad to know everyone else is as horrified as I am. Seriously, what the fuck.
Aaron
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There was a case not far from me a few years back where the boys in a highschool type sports club would do a "ritual" where they'd all stand in a circle and jerk it into a cup or something, and the last person to cum had to drink everyone elses. It's shit like this that makes me glad my parents never forced me into sports.
Famm
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That's where the term "circle jerk" comes from, though I've also heard of it being aimed on a cracker.
Tuco
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I thought circle jerk was a loop of handjobs, not related to cum production at all.