OH Highscool Football You so Crazy

Creslin_sl said:

People like you who never had any fun in school is why things suck so much now.

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Maybe if you let me finger your asshole for a while it would help convince me of your position.

Arbitrary_sl said:

Maybe if you let me finger your asshole for a while it would help convince me of your position.

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Isn't Creslin gay? That might not be as big a threat as intended...

I don't see how that's relevant. it has already established that there's nothing gay about fingering another dude's anus.

Arbitrary_sl said:

I don't see how that's relevant. it has already established that there's nothing gay about fingering another dude's anus.

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You have to say "no homo" first, though. Very important.

Azeth_sl said:

I think it's pretty obvious why these football hazing incidents happen. A lot of men are gay, including young men. Consider the size of an average high school football team - 30 players. It's almost a guarantee 4-6 of them are homosexual. Take a likely-repressed teenage homosexual, make him bigger than or at least as big as the other guys in school and bang you have this bullshit happening.

This is what happens when a repressed teenage gay person becomes the bully.

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No it's not. I was a repressed teenage gay male who played sports and you just keep it repressed. There is no way I'd be fingerbanging/raping some other dude in High School. Fuck it was all I could do to keep it hidden. Repressed teenage gay guys don't want to do anything that might even for an instant drop the label of gay on you.

I'm going with this is more of what happens in our society when straight guys can't express their feelings to other guys.

Remember Breakfast Club where Emilio taped some guys hairy buns as a prank. Back in the 80's taping some naked guys buns together gets you a Saturday detention, today it would probably get you expelled. It's that kind of stuff but OMG was this taken way too fucking far.

I know there was some pretty gay shit that went on in highschool between dudes that weren't even gay. So you're not wrong about that gay expressing emotions bullshit. There's some of that. Probably a lot of that. But with the girls... if we could find an excuse to squeeze a girls boobie "on accident" we took it. Ya know?

I took his 12-20% to indicate a wry satire, personally. 1 or 2 out of 30 is more realistic. But if one of them happen to be the senior, the quarterback, and the leader... wouldn't there be a temptation? In high spirits and youthful exuberance? That's not homo or hetero. That's just human.

I saw some pretty fucked up shit the one season I played "club" hockey, where a lot of the guys go on to play junior and a few make the show. I managed to avoid it. None of it had anything to do with latent homosexuality, in my opinion.

May have already been mentioned. Thread title needs to be corrected. It is NJ not OH.

Tuco_sl said:

I thought circle jerk was a loop of handjobs, not related to cum production at all.

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Apparently you have a point. My scenario is referred to as the limp biscuit, or soggy biscuit.

Urban Dictionary: circle jerk

And aaron I'm not saying its actually a common occurrence, but there's a name for every wacky sexual act under the sun, many of which are just fabricated. Urban Dictionary should be loaded with such things.