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DirkDonkeyroot

Blackwing Lair Raider
880
1,444
If she's got tits that can bounce, give her a trampoline. I'm sure some weirdo will pay to watch a bouncy girl on a trampoline no matter what they're actually wearing.

Also need pics.
 
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Fucker

Log Wizard
12,942
29,682
She can do ASMR mukbang food eating. Doesn't even have to get naked. There's a kink for everything it seems.
 
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Ishad

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
4,845
4,888
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Girls looking like they are having a bad time is very popular. The girl in the middle is doing it wrong
 
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Ritley

Bronze Baron of the Realm
16,017
35,062
Would be a 10 with a pineapple up her butt I'm sure.
You can’t just pop your only fans cherry with a pineapple, you gotta work your way up to that. Highlighter is the smart choice to start out.
 
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BoozeCube

The Wokest
<Prior Amod>
52,111
305,519
A friend of mine wants to start an only fans page, she doesn't want to get her bewbies out and has asked for content ideas.
I've never been there so have no idea.

Who better to ask for ideas than the powers of foh??

What would you like to see that's NOT porn??

Hey guys I have this friend she wants to be a prostitute but doesn't want to fuck people for money.
And ideas on what she can do?

GET A REAL FUCKING JOB THEN.
 
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Goatface

Avatar of War Slayer
10,042
15,996
cosplay
feet
latex/silicone
fitness/yoga
pool/hot tub/beach
dirty talk
cooking/housework
gaming

most of the non-nude chicks on onlyfans come from other places. youtube, twitter, reddit etc. there used to be a guide on reddit on how to get started. seems like now they are probably using bots and automation
 
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BoozeCube

The Wokest
<Prior Amod>
52,111
305,519
Man given how lucrative OnlyFans is and how many girls wanna do it but aren't even bSic tech savvy. I should troll high schools like I'm Joe Biden and find jail bait skanks to do Belle Dellphile level tease shit while leading up to their 18th birthday where they do triple anal. All while I keep 10% for the big guy.
 
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Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
27,541
15,934
Isn't Patreon the same thing but without the porn?
 

Goatface

Avatar of War Slayer
10,042
15,996
Isn't Patreon the same thing but without the porn?

parteon had a crackdown in like 2016 or 17. can do artful nudes or whatever still. but nothing graphic. pretty sure can not offer person to person stuff, like vid chats.
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
27,541
15,934
parteon had a crackdown in like 2016 or 17. can do artful nudes or whatever still. but nothing graphic. pretty sure can not offer person to person stuff, like vid chats.
Sounds perfect for this 'friend' then.
 
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Chukzombi

Millie's Staff Member
73,110
214,400
cosplay
feet
latex/silicone
fitness/yoga
pool/hot tub/beach
dirty talk
cooking/housework
gaming

most of the non-nude chicks on onlyfans come from other places. youtube, twitter, reddit etc. there used to be a guide on reddit on how to get started. seems like now they are probably using bots and automation
thing is you really can get all that shit on youtube. i run across it from time to time. the really scary ones are the eating fetish channels. chick eats like an entire chicken and then an entire cake on camera and then posts results. and then i throw up and try to get similar shit off my recommended for a week. the cooking housework stuff can also be sexy, but as i said, Youtube does it free and this chick isnt willing to do anything remotely sexy. like what does she fucking want to do? just sit there and stare at the camera for 2 minutes and expect money to start pouring through her mailbox? does she have any hobbies? cuz nerd girls can make "some" money, but she has to have an interest in a subject and have at least some knowledge of what she's talking about. tell her to give up OnlyFans and start a Youtube channel and get a following from there and then start popping the Onlyfans links at the beginning or end of the videos. i wont recommend an Instagram or Twitch account because those girls pose in sexy outfits. she's literally going to fail at everything if she doesnt have something she can do.
 
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Bubbles

2022 Asshat Award Winner
<Bronze Donator>
45,903
-59,944
I have a feeling that this is just a bait thread
POST PICS AND WE'LL JUDGE
This is fucking worse than Foler Foler and his promise to post 3 pictures of his Casios with naked girls

onlyfans in a nutshell
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Sterling

El Presidente
13,098
8,077
Pineapple is probably a little excessive as a starter fruit. Should keep it simple and start with a kiwi or banana or something.