Overused phrases that you use

Julian The Apostate

Julian The Apostate

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Stupid shit you say that drives your loved ones crazy and the context when needed.

"It is what it is"
"I'm sweating like a whore in church"
"I'm sweating like a American Inventor trying to read"
"That's a good batch" used when a batch of cookies or whatever the fuck is banging
"You hold her, ill fuck her" generally used to talk about a chick that's way out of my league to a friend
 
BigDirty

BigDirty

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"my knee hurts"
"well hows your face doing?"
"fine"
"cuz its killing me!"
 
Soygen

Soygen

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"Does this smell like chloroform?"

*When someone is singing a song*
Me - "Who sings that song?"
Them - "soandso"
Me - "Let's keep it that way."
 
Haus

Haus

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That seems pretty straightforward.

That's my code phrase on conference calls for "you should be able to handle this without bothering me"
 
brekk

brekk

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"the shit out of"

As in "I'm gonna eat the shit out of that pie." or "I'm gonna play the shit out of that game."
 
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Desmas_sl

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"Hit her in the shitter" and/or "Slap her in the crapper" (In other words, get it done. Sometimes both together.)
 
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Desmas_sl

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I work with heavy German machinery so when we tighten stuff it's got to be tight. No torque wrench or shit like that.
Sometimes a help at a customer's will ask: how tight? My reply all the time is: "til it smells like shit"
 
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