Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

Vinyard_sl said:

Deep Dish is the worst kind of pizza. That's what it is.

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Muligan_sl said:

You know.. we have probably spent more time in Photoshop and whatever else has been used than they have actually doing original work in Unity. (Emphasis on original).

Maybe we would should start our own development team...

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Utnayan_sl said:

I would play a game where I need to complete a level before I get to see the next hilarious photoshop.

Seriously, this could be a thing. I'll design the platform levels, you get a team together to do hilarious photoshops. I can even create levels like a guy wearing a white cap running around who needs to spray a bunch of people (Which turns them from Green to white) within a certain time limit, and wondering what the level is about. Then we can say it turned out the player was from the CDC, the people you were spraying were all Liberian Ebola inflicted patients, the spray was Brad McQuaid's piss which cured them, and at the end you could design a sweet photoshop behind it. (The ultimate carrot - people will play to see the next hilarious photoshop at the end of any given level)

We could satire EVERYTHING this way. From Syria and ISIS, to Adrian Peterson.

Oh my God we need to do this.

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delirium_sl said:

Random thought: How many times does Sparkles get back in line for communion?

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Soygen_sl said:

He partially thaws it, then crams the 12 inch pizza into an 8 inch pot. Then he pours a bunch of crap into the pot on top of it. Astro-fine-dining.

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Vitality_sl said:

Communion is catholic, dat bitch ain't catholic.

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