Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

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Big Flex

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Muligan_sl said:
If Brad is truly still reading these forums, you think he's laughing inside at least a little? Some of this has been pretty funny stuff..
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I bet it's more along the lines of a somewhat outraged yet deadpan "That's not true! John didn't order mozzarella sticks! He ordered nachos, and he WAS visibly excited when.. when.... his nacros.. arrived. Oh God." and then he sobs into his hands.
 
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lurkingdirk_sl said:
The creative energy spent in this thread is about a thousand times greater than the creative energy spent on the game. It's quite funny, really.
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Now we just need to create fuzzy trolls in the bread-stick zone of EQNLandmark. Once storybricks becomes a thing we could set awesome situations like having mozzarella sticks be the ultimate goal of the fuzzy trolls, and if they take them away from your escort quest (smed) you lose and don't get to be a g4mergod anymore.
 
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Tol_sl said:
Now we just need to create fuzzy trolls in the bread-stick zone of EQNLandmark. Once storybricks becomes a thing we could set awesome situations like having mozzarella sticks be the ultimate goal of the fuzzy trolls, and if they take them away from your escort quest (smed) you lose and don't get to be a g4mergod anymore.
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The best thing about the troll is how off-center its face is. And it looks like its holding a hookah hose and tripping balls so I laugh every single time I see it.
 
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Tol_sl said:
Now we just need to create fuzzy trolls in the bread-stick zone of EQNLandmark. Once storybricks becomes a thing we could set awesome situations like having mozzarella sticks be the ultimate goal of the fuzzy trolls, and if they take them away from your escort quest (smed) you lose and don't get to be a g4mergod anymore.
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Someone with art skills make this happen! For the love of all that is holy, it would be awesome.

God bless every storybrick.
 
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Honestly, if we shit together a King's Quest style pixelated 2d side scrolls point and clink MMO it'd rock pantheon because..

it would exist.
 
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Big Flex_sl said:
I bet it's more along the lines of a somewhat outraged yet deadpan "That's not true! John didn't order mozzarella sticks! He ordered nachos, and he WAS visibly excited when.. when.... hisnacros.. arrived. Oh God." and then he sobs into his hands.
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Visibly excited when his Nacros arrived.

"Smed, you know how I feel about Nacros. You know how Laurene feels about Nacros..."
 
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Big Flex_sl said:
The "I'm sorry Brad, you were saying something..." is what got me


ATTN LURKERS: If you work at SOE, if you know Smed, for the love of christ direct him to these images.
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Fuck that, someone needs to post his address@ SOE and we all need to mail him a few hundred letters with that pic in it.
 
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Big Flex_sl said:
Really, you're free. There is a whole Brad-less world for you to explore now. We'll keep at this, just as we always have. It's our duty. Your watch is over.
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It feels like we're the Night's Watch of the MMO world:

"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."


Big Flex_sl said:
Lets just stop and appreciate that Undead as a concept were considered too satanic and had to be replaced by Merpeople, that evil gods were all together removed and the existence of 1 neutral deity is a point of contention within the team and that in all likelihood Necromancers, Dark Knights, etc have all been removed from the limited, impotent design doc if one exists at all.
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I'll tell you this right now...if they make Pantheon into an actual game, it has FFA gameplay and I can RP an evil race, I will absolutely pay a sub just to grief Sparkling and the Heroes of the Lawd nonstop. I will also then admit that Brad is a genius for making a pro-Religious MMO and bringing Sparkling and co. into the project just so we can then go apeshit by burning everything to the ground. I will name my character Yezhovshchina and I'll relentlessly run down every "good" that I can find.


I mean think about it. It's sheer fuckingGENIUS
 
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