Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

Utnayan · Dec 27, 2016

Laura said:
The other day someone was claiming how the three hours stream was just a fancy photoshop and that Pantheon is a vaporware. The amount of stupidity some people posses is astonishing!

And this forum is full of hate, I have no idea why but I'm going to laugh my ass off here when Pantheon is released. Oh boy am I going to have a blast when this game is released? and I'm going to share my journey, just to fulfill a prophecy. For ONCE I'm going to play the game I've always wanted. After all this waiting, but this time it's going to be otherworldly because I get to laugh at all the skeptics here. And the irony is, most of the neckbeards here are going to play the game.

PANTHEON: RISE OF THE FALLEN!
WE WILL ARRIVE TO OUR PROMISED LANDS.

Just several months and I'll be Alpha Testing you baby.

Lol best troll I have read yet. I didn't think you had this level of sarcasm in you. I should make you my apprentice.

From here on out you shall be known as... Laurnayan.

Laura · Dec 27, 2016

Utnayan said:
Lol best troll I have read yet. I didn't think you had this level of sarcasm in you. I should make you my apprentice.

I should make you my apprentice because I am Thuper Cool and Thmart. Everything I Thay is Thmart and Witty. I am Utnayan who knowth EVERYTHING!
And no, I am not a neckbeard nerd loser in real life.

Yeth, Math'ter. Make me yer apprentith!

Utnayan · Dec 27, 2016

Welp.

Looks like I need a new apprentice already. For this specific thread only.

Qualifications are as follows:

* IQ Above 75.
* Played at least five Atari 2600 games.
* Is/Was a fan of Andy Kaufman.
* Doesn't use a colorful adjective generator in their posts.
* Understands basic EQ development history from Verant/SOE days and knows who the players were and who had affairs on who.

Jeff Butler was the one that screwed around on Michelle Butler, under her nose, in the office, while Brad was talking about pirate islands that didn't exist

* Knows Lisa Boelyn slept her way into game design
* Automatically knows that any of the relic game designers/executives from EQ will fail miserably at anything they touch because they never have the proper guidance.

Whoever becomes my new apprentice will be given a Co-Pilot F16 avatar and an official username probably ending with "Nayan".

Laura · Dec 27, 2016

Utnayan said:
Welp.

Looks like I need a new apprentice already. For this specific thread only.

Qualifications are as follows:

* IQ Above 75.
* Played at least five Atari 2600 games.
* Is/Was a fan of Andy Kaufman.
* Doesn't use a colorful adjective generator in their posts.
* Understands basic EQ development history from Verant/SOE days and knows who the players were and who had affairs on who.

Jeff Butler was the one that screwed around on Michelle Butler, under her nose, in the office, while Brad was talking about pirate islands that didn't exist

* Knows Lisa Boelyn slept her way into game design
* Automatically knows that any of the relic game designers/executives from EQ will fail miserably at anything they touch because they never have the proper guidance.

Whoever becomes my new apprentice will be given a Co-Pilot F16 avatar and an official username probably ending with "Nayan".

You're boring.

pharmakos · Dec 27, 2016

Laura said:
The other day someone was claiming how the three hours stream was just a fancy photoshop and that Pantheon is a vaporware. The amount of stupidity some people posses is astonishing!

And this forum is full of hate, I have no idea why but I'm going to laugh my ass off here when Pantheon is released. Oh boy am I going to have a blast when this game is released? and I'm going to share my journey, just to fulfill a prophecy. For ONCE I'm going to play the game I've always wanted. After all this waiting, but this time it's going to be otherworldly because I get to laugh at all the skeptics here. And the irony is, most of the neckbeards here are going to play the game.

PANTHEON: RISE OF THE FALLEN!
WE WILL ARRIVE TO OUR PROMISED LANDS.

Just several months and I'll be Alpha Testing you baby.

if the game releases and is good, then the majority of us will play it and have a blast as well.

skepticism is not the same as cynicism.

Utnayan · Dec 27, 2016

Laura said:
You're boring.
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Are you still pissed I called you out years ago as a batty ass fruitcake ex-SOE developer that didn't know shit when you were in your position? I'd say get over it and realize it was the truth since no one will hire you. In Honor of our fallen Carrie Fisher. Help her Brad. You are her only hope. That garage could use a mop to it at the very most.

Laura · Dec 27, 2016

pharmakos said:
if the game releases and is good, then the majority of us will play it and have a blast as well.

skepticism is not the same as cynicism.

What's happening here is not Skepticism nor Cynicism. What's happening here happens to Angry Old Fat Women who just stopped having their period. I don't understand it but I've seen it before.

Laura · Dec 27, 2016

Utnayan said:
Are you still pissed I called you out years ago as a batty ass fruitcake ex-SOE developer that didn't know shit when you were in your position? I'd say get over it and realize it was the truth since no one will hire you. In Honor of our fallen Carrie Fisher. Help her Brad. You are her only hope. That garage could use a mop to it at the very most.

Hello, I am Utnayan I am very Thelf Important I think people might even give me any kind of importanth. I'm THEREAL!
I am THUPER COOL!

Now, good back to your room.

Utnayan · Dec 27, 2016

Laura said:
What's happening here is not Skepticism nor Cynicism. What's happening here happens to Angry Old Fat Women who just stopped having their period. I don't understand it but I've seen it before.

No wonder why your posts suck.

It will get better in a few years when the hormones balance out.

Utnayan · Dec 27, 2016

Laura said:
Hello, I am Utnayan I am very Thelf Important I think people might even give me any kind of importanth. I'm THEREAL!
I am THUPER COOL!

Now, good back to your room.

This looks familiar. One of your design docs on how to fix combat in SWG?

Laura · Dec 27, 2016

Utnayan said:
No wonder why your posts suck.

It will get better in a few years when the hormones balance out.

Hello Folkth, my name is Utnayan I come here to thoun witty and thmart but I'm a retard in real life.

Hello, Utnayan. Nice to meet you.

Utnayan · Dec 27, 2016

Laura said:
Hello Folkth, my name is Utnayan I come here to thoun witty and thmart but I'm a retard in real life.

Hello, Utnayan. Nice to meet you.

Laura · Dec 27, 2016

Hey guys did you hear?

PANTHEON IS GOING TO ROCK!

pharmakos · Dec 27, 2016

there's always at least one person actively in this thread telling the naysayers how dumb they are, and getting way too worked up over it. gives the naysayers a lot more to say nay to.

Laura, YOU are actually the problem.

Laura · Dec 27, 2016

pharmakos said:
there's always at least one person actively in this thread telling the naysayers how dumb they are, and getting way too worked up over it. gives the naysayers a lot more to say nay to.

Laura, YOU are actually the problem.

I don't care, I come here to laugh at this circle jerk and amuse myself.
This thread was a source of news and entertainment to me but it turned out more retarded than Pantheon's official forum.
Might as well enjoy it while I can, I'm not Thmart Enough to be Thignificant and be the problem of this thread, my name is not Utnayan.

/obligatory Brad Drugs Parking Lot

Khane · Dec 27, 2016

Laura said:
The other day someone was claiming how the three hours stream was just a fancy photoshop and that Pantheon is a vaporware. The amount of stupidity some people posses is astonishing!

And this forum is full of hate, I have no idea why but I'm going to laugh my ass off here when Pantheon is released. Oh boy am I going to have a blast when this game is released? and I'm going to share my journey, just to fulfill a prophecy. For ONCE I'm going to play the game I've always wanted. After all this waiting, but this time it's going to be otherworldly because I get to laugh at all the skeptics here. And the irony is, most of the neckbeards here are going to play the game.

PANTHEON: RISE OF THE FALLEN!
WE WILL ARRIVE TO OUR PROMISED LANDS.

Just several months and I'll be Alpha Testing you baby.

Now this is how you post on FoH.

pharmakos · Dec 27, 2016

Laura said:
I don't care, I come here to laugh at this circle jerk and amuse myself.
This thread was a source of news and entertainment to me but it turned out more retarded than Pantheon's official forum.
Might as well enjoy it while I can, I'm not Thmart Enough to be Thignificant and be the problem of this thread, my name is not Utnayan.

/obligatory Brad Drugs Parking Lot

what if...

we are already more a part of the fallen than you will ever be?

keanu-reeves-whoa.jpg

a_skeleton_02 · Dec 27, 2016

Laura said:
What's happening here is not Skepticism nor Cynicism. What's happening here happens to Angry Old Fat Women who just stopped having their period. I don't understand it but I've seen it before.

Gross.

Pantheon won't make up for dying alone and being devoured by your "furbabies"

Anyways,.
I'm excited for Pantheon!

Utnayan · Dec 27, 2016

/Obligatory Laura working on SWG's new combat algorithm after a 5 hour energy and some Trifluoperazine for breakfast.

Big_w_powah · Dec 27, 2016

....I'm really not sure whats going on here, but Laura is getting fucking lol roasted.

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