Pics of the ugliest whores/escorts in your hometown

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Aegil_sl

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Thank you Rerolled,

I am a 41 year old male. Fat, single, ugly and depressed. Recently I'd been thinking of going to a hooker just to feel some semblance of human attachment.

Rerolled, in ONE FUCKING POST, you just saved me a bunch of money AND given me better body image.

I owe you guys =)
 

Great Ogre Dictator

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Erronius

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I just can't help myself.


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+ nets to whomever can get Sam to register and post in this thread.
 

cyrusreij

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Thank you Erronius, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Seriously, who fucking pays these bitches? Has 'Murica gotten so bad that even our hookers are ugly and fat? :\
 

Gamma Rays

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This thread has been an education for me.

I thought they were being funny when they put this chick in Borat, turns out they were being quite realistic.

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zombiewizardhawk

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Has 'Murica gotten so bad that even our hookers are ugly and fat? :\
Yeah, it's not that the hot skinny chicks pull sugar daddies, strip, get shit from all kinds of random people, etc. instead of hooking, it's that there are no girls here who are not fat and ugly.
 

Famm

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You aren't doing anything to dissuade my stereotypical preconceptions of Kansas City.
 

Loser Araysar

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Kansas City truly has to be the saddest town in America
 

Soygen

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Well this thread certainly delivers on its title.
 

Gamma Rays

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Perhaps their only hope of getting hired is as a joke for a 21st birthday party for some awkward geek who's got no chance with a normal girl.

That makes sense. I think.