Pics of the ugliest whores/escorts in your hometown

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Curvy thick BIG BOOTY girl next door Marie - 23

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The vice squads around O'hare itself are pretty tough, there's a lot of hotels right in Rosemont, plus the convention center - and Rosemont cops make all their money from DUIs, traffic tickets and shaking down out of towners for morality laws. I hate Rosemont.

Arlington Heights is the next best thing nearby, its just a 15 minute shot up I-90 in a taxicab and AI cops typically leave that shit alone, especially if its not happening in the streets.
 
iannis

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Gamma Rays_sl said:
Perhaps their only hope of getting hired is as a joke for a 21st birthday party for some awkward geek who's got no chance with a normal girl.

That makes sense. I think.
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That's kinda what you do to the buddy that either you don't like or the one that you're just tired of him pretending to not be gay.

It's tiresome. You don't have 30 different cousins. You're not fooling anyone. So either fuck this fat whore, or go suck a dick.
 
drmandolin

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Wuyley_sl said:
So I started to look in MN and jesus there is a lot of smoking hot women on here. Are they all fake or what? Likethis one. Shit, that is worth $250 in my book any day of the week. Remember, you don't pay for the sex. You pay so they leave afterwords.
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Fuck yeah. A reason to go through MSP other than hoping to run into Prince.
 
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I'm starting to assume every woman has whored herself out at some point.
 
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I'm going to go with this chick:

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Now, I'm not saying that the chick in the picture is ugly. If she showed up at my door I'd bang her in a heartbeat. What I am saying is that I'm pretty damn sure that after clicking on the hooker advert that has her pic in on Pornhub, and if someone actually does show up, I'm pretty damn sure she (or he) isn't going to lookanythinglike Corinna from Femjoy!
 
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I found a quality submission for the subject of this thread. This one is actually 50 miles away or so but showed up on backpage closer to where I live.

I believe this one stands out because not only does she advertise on backpage, but she's classy enough to have her own domain.

Cougar for fun 60hh 90 hr special - ocala escorts - backpage.com

! - home

no blacks please unless you will actually keep appointment

100 per hour
I love what I do and you will too

Here's a sexy non-nude lingerie shot to get things started:

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And spoilered for disgusting factor:

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